It is Phil's day but Dan is not fulfilling his duty as Phil Trash #1. I also think a simple "rat" tweet would be appropriate after this year. He's already established that it's a term of endearment.

My Tumblr dash is so full of blue ballons and corgis right now, it's wonderful. (I might have brought my D&P&Dogs calendar to my counseling session today. My counselor definitely got a kick out of it and has started watching them.)

Happy Phil Day!

Everyone is waiting for Dan's tweet when we should all focus on what's truly important: will Fabergé tweet him? Send him an egg cake? The possibilities have me quacking!

Speaking of "who might know" I actually don't think it could be that big of a secret? I mean, Phil has been in the youtube scene since it started, they were some of the first big youtubers, and the community used to be tight. I wouldn't be surprised if it's just something known but not discussed because there's some kind of youtube-privacy. I can honestly believe that, especially a few years ago, parties were a known place where things happened and you just let them. Like first rule of fight club lol

Personally I'm waiting for pornhub. Katie, have you abandoned us?

alittledizzy wrote: Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:04 pm Personally I'm waiting for pornhub. Katie, have you abandoned us?

Maybe this time it'll be a lovely dude, Sam the surfer might have switched jobs, you never know

#PHABERGÉ

I still can't get over the fact that such a traditional, posh luxury brand jumped so heavily on Phil's backegg-wagon.
I picture Pharbergé's buyers to be rich Russian oligarchs, what do those people think about the backegg marketing? This is such a weird marketing scheme - but I love it

realeyesrealize wrote: Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:22 pm

#PHABERGÉ

I hope he gets all the back eggs his heart desires

realeyesrealize wrote: Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:22 pm

#PHABERGÉ

Dan better move quickly, because I think Faberge has to be up to Phil Trash #3 or #4 right now. :number1:
Edit: I posted that and Dan tweets 4 seconds later

Just going to leave this here with no commentary.

I approve of the cake and i need phil’s reaction right now. I’m more concerned that an actual bakery had to write “philussy”.

Oh Dan, you didn't disappoint me! Wonder if Phil's mum made the red velvet cake...somehow I doubt she did the decorating

I really hope Phil's parents were/are around for that cake lol

that is hilarious

I have no words. That's just an innuendo waiting to happen

FABERGÉ GRANTED MY WISH I CANT BELIEVE what an icon Phil is honestly

Sigh. Just when I had made the anology that we were waiting on Dan to lead us in the benediction so we could all say amen, he does that. I don’t want to say amen to that. The ditty meme needs to die. I was also under the impression that his birthday cakes are usually homemade, but who knows. God bless Fabrege.

Dan's tweet definitely is interesting to say the least. I was expecting something a lot more sweet, but here we are. It looks surprisingly pretty for a cake made by Dan. I'm more interested in Phil's reaction, I hope he laughed out loud.

You know, I may sound naive...or perhaps I'm missing some inside joke...but what does that even mean?? Do I want to know? Is Dan implying something and we're all just lol when years ago people would freak out?

Dan, put it back. Now.

DatCog wrote: Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:56 pm

I hope that Phil is having a nice birthday.

DatCog wrote: Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:56 pm

yesss my wish came true. there are tears in my eyes from laughing, thanks dan. happy birthday phil you sure picked a good one to have next to you in your life.

000dia000 wrote: Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:51 pm You know, I may sound naive...or perhaps I'm missing some inside joke...but what does that even mean?? Do I want to know? Is Dan implying something and we're all just lol when years ago people would freak out?

Its from the ditty meme stuff. I understand it as *blank* + pussy. Just a weird kinda gross sex joke and gets weirder when blended with Phil's name

alien wrote: Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:41 pm I really hope Phil's parents were/are around for that cake lol

that is hilarious

my demon ass imagined Phil's parents staying the night at D&P's house after the Hamilton show and sleeping in the guest room "Phil's" room
and waking up to have a 3 hour breakfast with them.

000dia000 wrote: Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:51 pm You know, I may sound naive...or perhaps I'm missing some inside joke...but what does that even mean?? Do I want to know? Is Dan implying something and we're all just lol when years ago people would freak out?

What's there to freak out over? It's tamer than zooming in on Phil's butt (how many times has Dan done that now?) and editing the ditty meme over it in pinof9 bloopers. Nothing's shocking anymore.

This whole exchange tops last years for sure.