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Dan & Phil Part 68: The Quiffening

Our two favourite full time internet nerds who never go outside!

AltMay · Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:14 pm

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Happy birthday IDB! Thanks for providing me of endless hours of lurking, reading and pondering about the affairs of this two old nerds. Thanks for being awesome!!! <3

Edit: totp, oops!
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The world is an amazing place, look at it instead of your flaws.

phillyforgot · Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:22 pm

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Wait, IDB is two years old! Happy anniversary mate. :respekt2: :clapping:

Afunnyworld · Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:31 pm

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I'm 30 years late but:
Catallena wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 12:35 am - As soon as I figure out a capitalism joke about Dan's name it's over for that Capita£ester bitch! (anyone any ideas?)
HowelLtd
HowelLoaded
DaNet Howorth
HowelLoot
HowelLoan?

When you try so hard... and you don't succeed

:shrug: I guess nothing will ever surpass Capita£ester

TheHomosexualAgenda · Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:32 pm

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Afunnyworld wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:31 pm I'm 30 years late but:
Catallena wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 12:35 am - As soon as I figure out a capitalism joke about Dan's name it's over for that Capita£ester bitch! (anyone any ideas?)
HowelLtd
HowelLoaded
DaNet Howorth
HowelLoot
HowelLoan?

When you try so hard... and you don't succeed

:shrug: I guess nothing will ever surpass Capita£ester
Genius. Pure genius.

Catallena · Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:34 pm

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Afunnyworld wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:31 pm I'm 30 years late but:
Catallena wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 12:35 am - As soon as I figure out a capitalism joke about Dan's name it's over for that Capita£ester bitch! (anyone any ideas?)
HowelLtd
HowelLoaded
DaNet Howorth
HowelLoot
HowelLoan?

When you try so hard... and you don't succeed

:shrug: I guess nothing will ever surpass Capita£ester
Dan's name sucks for puns that aren't about wolfs. So HowelLtd it is. :thumb:

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phillyforgot · Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:58 pm

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Catallena wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:34 pm
Afunnyworld wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:31 pm I'm 30 years late but:
Catallena wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 12:35 am - As soon as I figure out a capitalism joke about Dan's name it's over for that Capita£ester bitch! (anyone any ideas?)
HowelLtd
HowelLoaded
DaNet Howorth
HowelLoot
HowelLoan?

When you try so hard... and you don't succeed

:shrug: I guess nothing will ever surpass Capita£ester
Dan's name sucks for puns that aren't about wolfs. So HowelLtd it is. :thumb:

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My personal favourite is DaNet Howorth :clapping:

somethingsketchy · Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:26 pm

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phillyforgot wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:58 pm
Catallena wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:34 pm
Afunnyworld wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:31 pm
I'm 30 years late but:
Catallena wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 12:35 am - As soon as I figure out a capitalism joke about Dan's name it's over for that Capita£ester bitch! (anyone any ideas?)
HowelLtd
HowelLoaded
DaNet Howorth
HowelLoot
HowelLoan?

When you try so hard... and you don't succeed

:shrug: I guess nothing will ever surpass Capita£ester
Dan's name sucks for puns that aren't about wolfs. So HowelLtd it is. :thumb:

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My personal favourite is DaNet Howorth :clapping:
DaNet sounds like Janet, which made me think about Janice, which made me think about Fabrice, which made me think about Fabrice as Janice, which blew my mind, which... :alienmpreg:

Should I go to sleep? I should probably go to sleep.

sonicgreen · Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:41 pm

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<3 Happy birthday idb! Thank you to all our lovely mods that make it run so smoothly! <3
Totally on board for phan CAH!
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rizzo · Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:45 pm

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Catallena wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:34 pm
Afunnyworld wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:31 pm I'm 30 years late but:
Catallena wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 12:35 am - As soon as I figure out a capitalism joke about Dan's name it's over for that Capita£ester bitch! (anyone any ideas?)
HowelLtd
HowelLoaded
DaNet Howorth
HowelLoot
HowelLoan?

When you try so hard... and you don't succeed

:shrug: I guess nothing will ever surpass Capita£ester
Dan's name sucks for puns that aren't about wolfs. So HowelLtd it is. :thumb:

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Damn it. I was about to contribute Howealth.

LtrllySusan · Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:51 pm

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rizzo wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:45 pm
Catallena wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:34 pm
Afunnyworld wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:31 pm I'm 30 years late but:
Catallena wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 12:35 am - As soon as I figure out a capitalism joke about Dan's name it's over for that Capita£ester bitch! (anyone any ideas?)
HowelLtd
HowelLoaded
DaNet Howorth
HowelLoot
HowelLoan?

When you try so hard... and you don't succeed

:shrug: I guess nothing will ever surpass Capita£ester
Dan's name sucks for puns that aren't about wolfs. So HowelLtd it is. :thumb:

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Damn it. I was about to contribute Howealth.
I vote for Howealth!

Maybe How€alth to fit Capita£ester? Howea£th?

missemma · Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:00 pm

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Deppy CAH is here.

You'll need a password to access which is deppy. It's set to max 10 players so hopefully some of you will come and join me!

8-)
:prideheart: :gayaf: :prideheart:

bluntedclaws · Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:02 pm

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Happy Birthday IDB
:hbd: :birthday: :newyear: :happybirthday: Happy Birthday IDB
Here's to many more hours of lurking while enjoying the Nose Perversion and bants. :ribena:
Sorry if I say something wrong. My first language is sarcasm. I've never really learned English

Catallena · Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:04 pm

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rizzo wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:45 pm
Catallena wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:34 pm
Afunnyworld wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:31 pm I'm 30 years late but:
Catallena wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 12:35 am - As soon as I figure out a capitalism joke about Dan's name it's over for that Capita£ester bitch! (anyone any ideas?)
HowelLtd
HowelLoaded
DaNet Howorth
HowelLoot
HowelLoan?

When you try so hard... and you don't succeed

:shrug: I guess nothing will ever surpass Capita£ester
Dan's name sucks for puns that aren't about wolfs. So HowelLtd it is. :thumb:

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Damn it. I was about to contribute Howealth.
Oh shit, Howealth is even better. I take back what I said about Dan's name not being good for money puns :')

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blackdenim · Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:09 pm

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missemma wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:00 pm Deppy CAH is here.

You'll need a password to access which is deppy. It's set to max 10 players so hopefully some of you will come and join me!

8-)
Gutted I missed this! That's what you get for working overtime. I hope we can do another one soon!!

missemma · Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:14 pm

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blackdenim wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:09 pm Gutted I missed this! That's what you get for working overtime. I hope we can do another one soon!!
We are still playing, come join. Next game we will set it so that more than 10 can join / spectate.
:prideheart: :gayaf: :prideheart:

blackdenim · Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:15 pm

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missemma wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:14 pm
blackdenim wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:09 pm Gutted I missed this! That's what you get for working overtime. I hope we can do another one soon!!
We are still playing, come join. Next game we will set it so that more than 10 can join / spectate.
I went onto the link and couldn't work out what game it was so assumed it had ended!

missemma · Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:21 pm

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blackdenim wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:15 pm
I went onto the link and couldn't work out what game it was so assumed it had ended!
The link is: https://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=254
Password is: deppy

If you can't find it maybe try typing in my username and searching: missemma
:prideheart: :gayaf: :prideheart:

whelpkeeper · Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:29 pm

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^ supportive AF

(p.s. happy b-day IDB! :birthday: I love this forum, I'm so glad I found it! plus I had fun playing CAH :love2:)
The air soft as that of Seville in April,
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SquishPhan · Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:42 pm

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whelpkeeper wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:29 pm ^ supportive AF

(p.s. happy b-day IDB! :birthday: I love this forum, I'm so glad I found it! plus I had fun playing CAH :love2:)
I'm proud of Phil.

Also can't believe that IDB is already 2 years old. :hbd:

ratlad · Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:53 pm

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CAH was fun!!! I didn't think it was even possible to play it on my phone!??
:daddy: :laptoprat: me irl

malday · Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:56 pm

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whelpkeeper wrote: Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:29 pm ^ supportive AF

(p.s. happy b-day IDB! :birthday: I love this forum, I'm so glad I found it! plus I had fun playing CAH :love2:)
MLG Phil rises!
Happy Birthday IDB! I had fun playing CAH too!

missemma · Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:04 pm

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Thanks to everyone who came along to the IDB Cards Against Humanity and sorry I am leaving to go to bed!

If you want to carry on playing, the codes I used for the deppy cards are:
/addcardcast 9PVNV
/addcardcast 6NCR2
/addcardcast UUA3U

but there are loads more here
Some of the ones that actually made me laugh fairly loud at home:
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I hope one day, D&P play the Phan edition, would be hilarious.
:prideheart: :gayaf: :prideheart:

Catallena · Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:07 pm

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I loved playing CAH with you all, let's make that a recurring thing :love2:

I hope the lurkers who joined us there also join us on the forum in the future :platonic:
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ratlad · Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:03 am

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imagine d&p lurking this forum and watching us playing CAH.. not sure if that's funny or terrifying...
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alittledizzy · Tue Mar 27, 2018 2:15 am

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I just saw someone (I already forgot if it was twitter or tumblr, that's what I get for closing out of things) point out that Dan might have purposefully made 'fucking' into a typo-ridden mess in his tweet just so that Phil could retweet it. That's both hilarious and sort of sweet, if true.

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