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Dan & Phil Part 4: The Cheekiest Link

Our two favourite full time internet nerds who never go outside!

mintsans · Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:19 am

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fancy_nancy wrote:
mintsans wrote:Do you guys think we can peer pressure them into making a tabletop gaming video for dapg when they run out of prerecorded material for it? It'd be pretty easy to record in a bus, just saying.
id probably pay to see them play a board game after hearing that story about Dan throwing a monopoly hotel at phil :lol:
i'd contribute to the kickstarter then haha i also have fond memories of the times they have played jenga on younow. i'd thing they really would bring the bantz in a game of Monopoly, or their beloved Camel up (maybe something role playing based?????? omg d&d with d&p!)

oh top of the page this is too much pressure
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albion · Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:30 am

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majitzu wrote:ImageImage

I always like when Dan do this :mrgreen:
i will claim copyright of this whole forum for sharing my content™ unauthorized.
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oqua · Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:37 am

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idontreallyknow wrote:
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pixlexia wrote:Image
I will come back later with a post of more substance but for now I would just like to say:
Trigger Warning :
CONSPIRACY THEORY
Dan's signature at the bottom of the rules looks nothing like "Dan Howell." It looks like it says "Dan Lester." That is all.
Now that I actually looked at it, that's all I can see (the curve of the cursive L and the t seems so clear now ) #phanconfirmed
I know. I can't unsee it.

I also can't unsee mez29's suggestion that the word in quotes in Rule 6 is "phan."

firmly on.
(do you guys like the new "phan goggles" emoticon? can you even tell what it is? lol)
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gasp · Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:39 am

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albion wrote:
majitzu wrote:ImageImage

I always like when Dan do this :mrgreen:
i will claim copyright of this whole forum for sharing my content™ unauthorized.
octolevi is Phil confirmed
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"I will sue your ass into oblivion"

albion · Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:43 am

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gasp wrote:
albion wrote:
majitzu wrote:ImageImage

I always like when Dan do this :mrgreen:
i will claim copyright of this whole forum for sharing my content™ unauthorized.
octolevi is Phil confirmed
ill sue my own ass
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coffee pig · Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:44 am

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oqua wrote:
Moderator Action :
Hey everyone, Forum Rule #5 states: "Posting of, or linking to pornographic content is prohibited." In light of this rule, I've removed the links to the Phan porn doubles tumblr. This is just a warning. If you want to share material like that in the future, do it via pm. Thanks!
Oh yeah, I completely forgot. :oops: Sorry!
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majitzu · Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:57 am

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albion wrote:
majitzu wrote:ImageImage

I always like when Dan do this :mrgreen:
i will claim copyright of this whole forum for sharing my content™ unauthorized.
Sorry i was baking something and post it quickly. I wil credit you next time :wahh:
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alittledizzy · Sun Apr 10, 2016 5:04 am

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albion wrote:
gasp wrote:
albion wrote:
majitzu wrote:ImageImage

I always like when Dan do this :mrgreen:
i will claim copyright of this whole forum for sharing my content™ unauthorized.
octolevi is Phil confirmed
ill sue my own ass
Is that... a euphemism...

film it.

majitzu · Sun Apr 10, 2016 5:12 am

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^^ why is so much butt talking in the forum today?
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majitzu wrote:^^ why is so much butt talking in the forum today?
because butts are magical
Just trying to spread the Dangirl agenda

albion · Sun Apr 10, 2016 5:31 am

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alittledizzy wrote:
albion wrote:
gasp wrote:
albion wrote:
majitzu wrote:ImageImage

I always like when Dan do this :mrgreen:
i will claim copyright of this whole forum for sharing my content™ unauthorized.
octolevi is Phil confirmed
ill sue my own ass
Is that... a euphemism...

film it.
im kinkshaming this whole forum actually. even its mods are corrupt.
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jhamba · Sun Apr 10, 2016 5:35 am

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albion wrote:
alittledizzy wrote: Is that... a euphemism...

film it.
im kinkshaming this whole forum actually. even its mods are corrupt.
You can't kinkshame us if we aren't ashamed of our kinks :tongue: (anyway, we have the power here :gg: )
Just trying to spread the Dangirl agenda

alittledizzy · Sun Apr 10, 2016 5:40 am

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albion wrote:
alittledizzy wrote:
albion wrote:
gasp wrote:
albion wrote:
i will claim copyright of this whole forum for sharing my content™ unauthorized.
octolevi is Phil confirmed
ill sue my own ass
Is that... a euphemism...

film it.
im kinkshaming this whole forum actually. even its mods are corrupt.
idk what you are talking about, I am an innocent soul with an interest in the legal system

and cherries are delicious

coffee pig · Sun Apr 10, 2016 5:43 am

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jhamba wrote:
majitzu wrote:^^ why is so much butt talking in the forum today?
because butts are magical
The real question is why don't we have a butt emoticon, and how can we get one?
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albion · Sun Apr 10, 2016 5:44 am

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jhamba wrote:
albion wrote:
alittledizzy wrote: Is that... a euphemism...

film it.
im kinkshaming this whole forum actually. even its mods are corrupt.
You can't kinkshame us if we aren't ashamed of our kinks :tongue: (anyway, we have the power here :gg: )
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bedhead91 wrote:
jhamba wrote:
majitzu wrote:^^ why is so much butt talking in the forum today?
because butts are magical
The real question is why don't we have a butt emoticon, and how can we get one?
If anyone makes/finds this, I'll gladly add it to the emoticon list
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This is bullying :wahh:
Just trying to spread the Dangirl agenda

oqua · Sun Apr 10, 2016 5:48 am

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spider wrote:An attempt. Likely completely incorrect.

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I like that image, it changes certain things slightly. I think it's good to look at the picture from as many perspectives as possible.

Anyway, I think that the loops of his y's and g's have made us believe certain things that aren't true. Like I now think that the "quotes" aren't quotes at all, and the "Tuesday" isn't really Tuesday. Now it looks like "laundry," and the horizontal line I once saw at the top of the l is really just the loop of the "g" above it.

I do like "Bring," and I also considered that the first word in the parenthetical statement in Rule 5 is the same as the first word of the entire rule. That seems to make sense.

I also believe that the first letter of the parenthetical statement at the top of the page, right under the title, starts with an "f." Could it possibly say [new form], as in, this is a new form/version of the rules?
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oqua · Sun Apr 10, 2016 5:53 am

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jhamba wrote:
bedhead91 wrote:
jhamba wrote:
majitzu wrote:^^ why is so much butt talking in the forum today?
because butts are magical
The real question is why don't we have a butt emoticon, and how can we get one?
If anyone makes/finds this, I'll gladly add it to the emoticon list
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This is bullying :wahh:
:butt:
?
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oqua wrote:
jhamba wrote:
bedhead91 wrote:
jhamba wrote:
majitzu wrote:^^ why is so much butt talking in the forum today?
because butts are magical
The real question is why don't we have a butt emoticon, and how can we get one?
If anyone makes/finds this, I'll gladly add it to the emoticon list
albion wrote:Image
This is bullying :wahh:
:butt:
?
yes, beautiful
Just trying to spread the Dangirl agenda

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Sorry to interrupt the butt talk, I'm enjoying it but just had to say this -Since I had some trouble getting sleep I tried to decipher the rules but what the fuck, I can't make out anything. It's probably not even that the pictures are blurry but that their handwriting is utter shit and I can't understand how any of you have managed to figure out so much.
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seriously, do they have the motoristic skills of a 6 year old or what the heck, i had trouble understanding the text on the clearly pictured whiteboard and i'm starting to think i have some sort of handwriting kink since i'm way more upset by this than i probably should be
But yeah I just wanted to say ya'll doing gods work and you should put this stuff to your resumes and apply to the FBI. Wow.

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I'M UP!!
akui wrote:Woke up missing out the Dan's butt discussion, feeling: sad
I'm sorry, we can continue the butt-talk anytime.
daichii wrote: he even threatened the plants to get a response, like chill Dan... that's why you get no replies xD
Wow, Dan please, Chillaax.
Like he is really baiting Phil.
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and cherries are delicious
Trigger Warning :
:somuch:
cherries are yes delicious but...I have tried a more expensive brand, and tastes like cough syrup (specifically Brontex). Also it's really sticky (maybe I WAS SOLD COUGH SYRUP!!?)
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love this.

oqua
Now I can only see Dan Lester, good job.

I saw Dan and Phil in my dream and I probably laughed thought my sleep. Today has started very well.

But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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oqua · Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:18 am

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Okay, umm, the Lester thing is a "joke."

I feel like the rules are becoming clearer? Maybe? But also there are so many possibilities for everything.

I'm so curious about Rule #6. It's the most illegible and could be the most interesting.

Could the bit at the top say, [no failure]?

EDIT: NEW THOUGHT
The last character in the thing right under "THE RULES" is 2, not a parenthesis. The first letter is something with a long downward tail, like p.
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coffee pig · Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:20 am

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cherries are yes delicious but...I have tried a more expensive brand, and tastes like cough syrup (specifically Brontex). Also it's really sticky (maybe I WAS SOLD COUGH SYRUP!!?)
For a second there I thought you were talking about lube and I was very confused.
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DryCereal · Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:24 am

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I don't think it's #flatbutt syndrome, I think it's 'cos he's got a crazy high waist, and no hips whatsoever.
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stiiiiiiiiiill not convinced by the tweet-splosion last night. Even if we get a LS on Tues, I will claim greenscreen. Clearly I am insane now.
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bedhead91 wrote:
cherries are yes delicious but...I have tried a more expensive brand, and tastes like cough syrup (specifically Brontex). Also it's really sticky (maybe I WAS SOLD COUGH SYRUP!!?)
For a second there I thought you were talking about lube and I was very confused.
I was, how did you not get?

And yes, I know the lester thing is a joke (Or is it , maybe you're Dan?)


Edit: keep writing coffee instead of daddy.
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But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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