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Dan & Phil Out of Context

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DryCereal · Sun May 22, 2016 10:14 am

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Dan
No no no Phil - you need to do it slowly...
IckleMissMayhem's evil fic writing alter ego. :twisted:
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spider · Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:03 am

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Phil
I'll use my fingers instead so I can get it right in there.
Dan
These are quite fun to lick inside your mouth.
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Cora · Tue Jul 12, 2016 2:01 am

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Dan:
Om nom, stick it in my mouth!
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Maraeni · Sun Jul 31, 2016 5:06 pm

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Dan:
It hurt, but then I liked it.
"Right now, you are breathing manually.
You're welcome!"
Michael "Mike" Estrin
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karlitatvphan · Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:20 pm

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This thread is hilarious! Here's my personal favs.

Phil
Let's do me!...
...on the game
Dan
The world is collapsing by your butt
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spider · Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:03 am

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Dan
Your ass will be sore.
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swofro · Mon Aug 08, 2016 5:43 pm

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From the video Will Dan and Phil Survive Australia

Dan
I do not even consent to you to stroke my Joey
It's called little D
sorry lil D
Phil
nice and erect
probably doesn't count
sexually transmitted infection
Love is forever
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DryCereal · Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:37 pm

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Dan
I made a dog feel good, and I maybe made a girl feel good.
Phil
I don’t mind the taste, I just don’t like the texture.
IckleMissMayhem's evil fic writing alter ego. :twisted:
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DryCereal · Sun Sep 11, 2016 10:25 am

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Phil
That’s a little bit like “Hey, I’m naked, everybody look at me!”
Dan
“WHAT. That took a BDSM turn for the what the fuck out of nowhere!”
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mio · Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:28 pm

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Phil
Come back to life I'm scared I can't live without you Dan
~ IT'S A HORSE SUSAN ~
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anathema · Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:03 pm

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Dan
Try different flavors
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CallMeAyana · Sat Sep 17, 2016 1:25 pm

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Dan
"You have to sound like you're about to have an orgasm."
"Wow. You are- you're just sex defined, aren't you, Phil?"
Basically, my signature.
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DryCereal · Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:54 pm

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Phil
I've tried it everywhere!
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DryCereal · Sun Feb 05, 2017 12:55 pm

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itasca00 · Fri Aug 03, 2018 12:03 pm

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You're being beamed up by aggressive aliens and they're plugging in the anal probe
"Oh, God. Okay. I say: *shrug* [...] I'd be like, 'I don't know how this works. Put a condom on that thing. *shrug*'"
Dan Howell, 5/10/18 Try new things..?
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