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mysterylovescompany · Sun May 01, 2016 7:37 am

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albion wrote:
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mysterylovescompany wrote:I'd like to read some fics that focus on Dam's relationship with the Lesters, as well as some that focus on Phil's relationship with the Howells (both in the same fic would make my day).
I will love this.

Have you read the Right Where We Are series. it's honestly so good!
I have! They're mostly what fuelled my need for more fics in a similar vein, really. Stellar stuff.

mintsans · Sun May 01, 2016 10:22 am

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What I've always wanted to read from this fandom is more great relationships or instances of great relationships with women (OCs or otherwise) that are more, let's say, normal and not just devices to a mean to further the plot... i don't know how to explain. But think the character of Phil's japanese girlfriend in So Many Stars who Dan liked very much too.

That and polyamory! with another man! a pretty one. Imagine that!
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corn flakes · Wed May 04, 2016 8:52 pm

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What I want is a not short story in which someone close to either dan or phil sees their first months of interacting in real life with each other.
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oqua · Thu May 05, 2016 6:35 am

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lilMango wrote:I would love to read a fic about them finding this website... a funny & lighthearted one, though, not an "oh my god they know about us" one. Does that make sense?
I'm honestly just forever laughing about what I think Dan's reaction to "middle-aged nose perverts" would be :lol:
+1 this would be amazing, someone please write this :lol:
I actually decided to write this one today. I hope it fulfills your dreams but don't expect too much. I didn't try particularly hard to make it beautifully-written or anything. But yeah. Enjoy.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6754246
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lilMango · Thu May 05, 2016 10:55 am

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oqua, this is brilliant writing, I can't thank you enough! Hilarious. Well done!
Edit: I just got to the pasta sauce part and tears are actually coming out of my eyes oh my god
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bluebox-away · Thu May 05, 2016 4:47 pm

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oqua wrote:
bluebox-away wrote:
lilMango wrote:I would love to read a fic about them finding this website... a funny & lighthearted one, though, not an "oh my god they know about us" one. Does that make sense?
I'm honestly just forever laughing about what I think Dan's reaction to "middle-aged nose perverts" would be :lol:
+1 this would be amazing, someone please write this :lol:
I actually decided to write this one today. I hope it fulfills your dreams but don't expect too much. I didn't try particularly hard to make it beautifully-written or anything. But yeah. Enjoy.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6754246
This is fucking fantastic thank you oqua I feel honoured to be a member of IDB, a middle-aged nose pervert and mentioned in the dedication of this fab fanfic :lol:
06/04/2016 - I found The Weakest Link :ninja:
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lilMango · Thu May 05, 2016 6:57 pm

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bluebox-away wrote:I feel honoured to be a member of IDB, a middle-aged nose pervert and mentioned in the dedication of this fab fanfic :lol:
Me as well. :platonic:
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alittledizzy · Fri May 06, 2016 12:09 am

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Zombie apocalypse/apocalyptic virus outbreak while Dan and Phil are on a bus traveling across middle America.

Dan, Phil, Martyn, Cornelia, and misc. crew member secondaries vs the world... maybe with the addition of a couple of strays. And at least one literal stray - they deserve a dog at the end of the world.

bluebox-away · Fri May 06, 2016 2:01 am

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alittledizzy wrote:Zombie apocalypse/apocalyptic virus outbreak while Dan and Phil are on a bus traveling across middle America.

Dan, Phil, Martyn, Cornelia, and misc. crew member secondaries vs the world... maybe with the addition of a couple of strays. And at least one literal stray - they deserve a dog at the end of the world.
+1 - added to the list of things I didn't know I needed but now definitely do need
06/04/2016 - I found The Weakest Link :ninja:
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No bus in this one but there's a zombie apocalypse and angst. It's really good.

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mysterylovescompany · Fri May 06, 2016 1:16 pm

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spider wrote:No bus in this one but there's a zombie apocalypse and angst. It's really good.

Breathe My Rust by hunterfics
I second this!

alittledizzy · Fri May 06, 2016 8:38 pm

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mysterylovescompany wrote:
spider wrote:No bus in this one but there's a zombie apocalypse and angst. It's really good.

Breathe My Rust by hunterfics
I second this!
That is definitely an amazing fic!! My craving was more for established relationship/reality-adjacent current timeline stuff, but I'm gonna go re-read this one to temporarily sate my need.

oqua · Mon May 09, 2016 5:25 am

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Okay, two more requests from me:

1) At some point I will almost certainly write a story about "The Rules," because they really captured my imagination. That being said, if anyone else also wanted to write a fic about them, I would read the heck out of it.

2) A phanfic where their heights are involved somehow. I'm just very intrigued by the whole controversy, like who is taller?, why does Dan seem so keen on insisting that they're the same height?, do either of them ever think about the fact that Dan used to be shorter?, and so on. Fluff, angst, comedy — anything would be fine.

P.S. I've been working on writing that Dailybooth fic I requested here a thousand years ago lol. It's not finished yet but hopefully...soon...ugh.
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backrolls · Mon May 09, 2016 12:01 pm

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Erm, hi :) I've been working on a fic but after seeing a few requests and mentions of it in the main thread, I've kinda changed the direction of it to include a polyamorous relationship between Dan/Phil/Jimmy cos that's my fucking headcanon ;)

It's a pretty long fic, and not yet finished - I know there are mixed opinions on WIPs, but do y'all think it's better to complete the fic and post it all at once, or do the whole weekly updates thing?

It's an alternative 2009/2010 fic where Dan goes to uni in Manchester but instead of being a recluse he lives the typical student life of sex,drugs and rock & roll, many drunken after parties at Phill's gaff (and now threesome phanimmy hookups 8-) )

lilMango · Mon May 09, 2016 12:13 pm

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oqua wrote:Okay, two more requests from me:

1) At some point I will almost certainly write a story about "The Rules," because they really captured my imagination. That being said, if anyone else also wanted to write a fic about them, I would read the heck out of it.
On it
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RRR98 · Tue May 10, 2016 2:08 am

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I would like to see one about one of phils famous DMs to any one really. Also what think of Emma and/or Evan

lilMango · Tue May 10, 2016 3:11 am

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okok I finished the one about "THE RULES" and it turned out super angsty and horrible but I had to write it to get it out of my head. I don't have an Archive account... there's a waiting list to make one???? Idek whatever. Where should I post it? A google doc?
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oqua · Tue May 10, 2016 4:33 am

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lilMango wrote:okok I finished the one about "THE RULES" and it turned out super angsty and horrible but I had to write it to get it out of my head. I don't have an Archive account... there's a waiting list to make one???? Idek whatever. Where should I post it? A google doc?
Sure, a Google doc would be good! I can't believe you actually wrote one! Angsty and horrible is great lol.
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lilMango · Tue May 10, 2016 11:10 am

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Ok I would like to just say that I am not a writer. Never have been, and probably never will be after this. :lol:
I've only read like 3 different fanfictions before (besides like... the hat fic and gross ones like that) but I actually enjoyed writing this. It was fun, even though it turned out to be super angsty.
That being said, I wrote most of this at like 2am so keep that in mind. oqua is good at writing funny/lighthearted stuff, so if she's writing a fic it will most likely be hilarious and you should just skip this one altogether.
Here it is!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gK6 ... sp=sharing
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daphenaxa · Tue May 10, 2016 11:27 am

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will read but i gotta say, THAT AVATAR
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lilMango · Tue May 10, 2016 11:32 am

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^^ Hahahah thanks! I saw the opportunity and i took it tbh
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adequate duck · Tue May 10, 2016 4:37 pm

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Mango, I loved it!
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SquishPhan · Tue May 10, 2016 8:51 pm

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I really enjoyed reading your fic lilMango. It was .

lilMango · Tue May 10, 2016 10:47 pm

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Thanks SquishPhan and adequack, that really means a lot and I'm glad you liked it!
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backrolls wrote:Erm, hi :) I've been working on a fic but after seeing a few requests and mentions of it in the main thread, I've kinda changed the direction of it to include a polyamorous relationship between Dan/Phil/Jimmy cos that's my fucking headcanon ;)

It's a pretty long fic, and not yet finished - I know there are mixed opinions on WIPs, but do y'all think it's better to complete the fic and post it all at once, or do the whole weekly updates thing?

It's an alternative 2009/2010 fic where Dan goes to uni in Manchester but instead of being a recluse he lives the typical student life of sex,drugs and rock & roll, many drunken after parties at Phill's gaff (and now threesome phanimmy hookups 8-) )
hi backrolls, i'd defo read that! alternate uni life stories of dan and phil and co. what more can one want?! i'm not well informed about fanfiction at all so i wouldn't know how to go about posting it, i'm sure someone else here knows more!

lilmango that was really nice! probably because of my recent down mood i would have enjoyed even more angst in there ;) if this is what you can write with having read 2-3 fanfics i'd say you should write more! maybe one day even i will give it a go, why not :lol:
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