I think a "sad dimple" should be there somewhere. maybe after senpai there can be "DS placenta" , then sad dimple before the long time wanker.

I also think it shouldn't change every 5 posts but each phase should last a bit longer

Defenitely we need a

D-slice
Meme Lord
Phandom trash / phan trash??

How am I going to avoid that "long time wanker" category

Anonymousse wrote:We need more in-between senpai and long-time wanker.

And I detest, senpai is the only one that has a mental Phil audiotrack every time I see it.
We need more of those mental-audio tracked ones.

i know this is from aot and barely d&p related but whenever i see 'mikasa' i think of the way deppy say it

leisurely wrote:

Anonymousse wrote:We need more in-between senpai and long-time wanker.

And I detest, senpai is the only one that has a mental Phil audiotrack every time I see it.
We need more of those mental-audio tracked ones.

i know this is from aot and barely d&p related but whenever i see 'mikasa' i think of the way deppy say it

ha, me too. MIKASA!

I love all of the ones you guys have put out so far. ideas but it's 2am and I'm half asleep:

doing kitchen exercises
aka benvolio aka agent 003
#spon
unbeliveably censored
a mini cactus
obama with the fringe
emo zayn
ameijingu
getting frickin' tabled
a lifesize cutout of haru-chan
pumpkin spiced pumpkin cookie
all-star

oqua, "living flop" and "absolute cheeky shit" have to be on there, they're perfect.

Face mask.
#spon / cheeky spon
buttchair
shrekt
faceswap nightmare
cactus in a drawer
creepy phanart
extinct lion/soggy dinosaur
"bl-ay-zing IT"
husky sexual goose(?)
broken-ass piano
spoopy
vyou rant

Cheeky chappy (from PSPC)
Crafties
Emo noodle
Procrastinator
Philluminaty

posh meme
a-r-t-i-c-u-l-a-t-e
japhan squad member
woodland creature
hamster boy
alien bean
existential bean
space phan
best friend (TRUE)
2009 believer
2012 witness no? ok

stupidly smiled reading through everyone's suggestions, they are all amazing. as well as already existing ranks.

Fabled Shibe
Escaping Hamster
Gengar
Growlithe?
OMG Becky!
Hobbit hair

Erm... Don't think I haven't noticed you sneakily changing them...!

Updated list thankyewplz?

swofro wrote:Cheeky chappy (from PSPC)

YES

I kinda want to be spork forever.

Updated rankings:

I love the current rankings and the order, but I agree with daphenaxa that 5 posts seems too short an interval. I'm not ready to be a tol bean

Currently a poster is only a philion / danosaur for one post. Is that intentionally because the name is so cringe, because that seems very short indeed.

Suggestion:
longtime lurker = 0
First time poster = 1
Not a first time poster = 2
Philion / danosaur <//3 = 5
Smol bean = 10
Tol bean = 20

Then continue with 10 post intervals until spork = 100

BisexualShoeMarriage wrote:I love the current rankings and the order, but I agree with daphenaxa that 5 posts seems too short an interval. I'm not ready to be a tol bean

Currently a poster is only a philion / danosaur for one post. Is that intentionally because the name is so cringe, because that seems very short indeed.

Suggestion:
longtime lurker = 0
First time poster = 1
Not a first time poster = 2
Philion / danosaur <//3 = 5
Smol bean = 10
Tol bean = 20

Then continue with 10 post intervals until spork = 100

I'm also slightly uncomfortable with having "cheeky chappy", especially for a high rank which lasts a long time, in case it makes some posters feel misgendered. idk maybe I'm over-estimating the strength of the association chap=man. I know that "chaps" can be used in a gender-neutral sense, like "guys" is, but the singular still feels gendered to me, and I think it might bother me to be labled a "chap" for months until my post count went up again. Or maybe I'd be ok, but some people wouldn't? Idk.

Good point about cheeky chappy, that was a really last minute addition haha. I'm going to change it.

Yes the philion/danosaur thing was intentional. People reacted negatively to it being long-lived. Very negatively. Hahaha

The frequency of changes is just because there are so many names to get through!

New list:


Changes:
Added "cheeky spon" and "butt chair"
Repalced "cheeky chappy" with "#relatable"
Added extra / to the broken heart

I'd have been gutted to have missed #cheekyspon!!! Just now realised!

The current ranks seem disproportionately Dan-related, so here are some Phil related and "both" ones:

Morning Quiff
Lion-lover
Tiny Cactus
Youtube Dinosaur (or idb dinosaur)

oqua wrote:

BisexualShoeMarriage wrote:I love the current rankings and the order, but I agree with daphenaxa that 5 posts seems too short an interval. I'm not ready to be a tol bean

Currently a poster is only a philion / danosaur for one post. Is that intentionally because the name is so cringe, because that seems very short indeed.

Suggestion:
longtime lurker = 0
First time poster = 1
Not a first time poster = 2
Philion / danosaur <//3 = 5
Smol bean = 10
Tol bean = 20

Then continue with 10 post intervals until spork = 100

I'm also slightly uncomfortable with having "cheeky chappy", especially for a high rank which lasts a long time, in case it makes some posters feel misgendered. idk maybe I'm over-estimating the strength of the association chap=man. I know that "chaps" can be used in a gender-neutral sense, like "guys" is, but the singular still feels gendered to me, and I think it might bother me to be labled a "chap" for months until my post count went up again. Or maybe I'd be ok, but some people wouldn't? Idk.

Good point about cheeky chappy, that was a really last minute addition haha. I'm going to change it.

Yes the philion/danosaur thing was intentional. People reacted negatively to it being long-lived. Very negatively. Hahaha

The frequency of changes is just because there are so many names to get through!

We could go up in 50s between 100 and 1000 and go up in 100s between 1000 and 2000. That would give us enough more ranks to go up in 10s earlier on.

Moderator Action :

Hello everyone! We want IDB to be as inclusive as possible. In the light of removing "cheeky chappy" and "meme lord" to avoid any possibility of misgendering users, if anyone else is uncomfortable with one of the current ranks for any reason at all, please let us know. If you'd prefer not to post about it publicly, feel free to PM me (oqua). I promise I won't bite and will be more than happy to make whatever changes are necessary.

Also, here is an updated list of ranks!

Y'all are the awesomest ever!

Obviously everyone (esp. me) loves the special touches like the rankings, so I made a list of suggestions.

(as much as I am deliriously happy to be here and not the site that shall not be names, I am a bit nostalgic about some of the great thread names, so I included some of those)

existential crisis
trash
lolzor
little (or sneaky) shit (or sh*t)
praying phantis
pro tip
haru pillow
mochachino latte
pancake
sushi
baking vid
troll
netflix and Phil (or chill)
Dil doll
editing tips
Sass masta
Japhan
Cherry blossom
ribena
stan

(for one of the higher ranks)?
illuminati
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti
This is the most fun I've ever had

I think it's been all of 30 minutes, but I've got some more (sorry!, no life, but I'll quit now )

napsterblook
sans
papyrus
peeled banana
shiba inu
banter
koi pond
pokemon
mario
thor
shrek
flower crown
rave tree
moth
bath bomb
scented candle
advent calendar
Akinator
blobfish
cat whiskers (how is that not a thing)

the weakest link (IDB's first big discovery)

Hey everyone! Thank you so much for these new suggestions! I'll get to work adding some of them in soon.

:butt:

caramel macchiato
expensive cactus