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Dan & Phil Part 10: Moist Sloppy Niagara Fun

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manged · Tue May 10, 2016 5:47 pm

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hiddenwombat wrote: Image
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Wait, I'm confused. Is this gif for or against Long Dong Lester proof? Maybe I need some arrows and circles but I'm not seeing anything prominent... though I've seen photographic evidence from other sources that he is packing.
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taetaewl · Tue May 10, 2016 5:48 pm

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IckleMissMayhem wrote:Speaking of Louise's BF....
at 4:18 in the video under spoiler, she says again that he's not from youtube and specifically "he's not Dan or Marcus Butler or Joe"... :D
Funny she mentioned this in her new vlog, I guess many are speculating who "he" might be. I just had a tiny feeling it could be Philly, but then I was like naah that could not be. But then clips of the two of them in other peoples vlog from vidcon got me rethinking of "maybe they are?" but then I was like "no way". There is noway I would be okay if my boyfriend was still living with a guy he has slept with and had a relationship with, maybe some people are okay with that but I would totally feel uncomfortable. Which got me thinking; What if, deppy have significant others... would they admit to them whatever phan was real before or keep it a secret to not make it awkward since they are living together and all? (excuse me for my english, not a native speaker :)
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taetaewl · Tue May 10, 2016 5:56 pm

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Um talking about the amazinglongdong; I found this hilarious video on yutb :lol:
(I only searched for this for educational purpose lmao)
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alittledizzy · Tue May 10, 2016 5:59 pm

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manged wrote:
hiddenwombat wrote: Image
how well can you enhance the pixels
Wait, I'm confused. Is this gif for or against Long Dong Lester proof? Maybe I need some arrows and circles but I'm not seeing anything prominent... though I've seen photographic evidence from other sources that he is packing.
idk but the longer I stare at that gif the thirstier Dan looks
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Jeweul · Tue May 10, 2016 6:08 pm

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Sorry I'm a bit late and I hope I'm not being a distraction but I'd thought I'd do the accent thing, being from the southern part of the US and all. (Again I'm sorry this is off-topic and not Deppy related...) To keep it mildly Deppy related I thought their Obama Llama video was hilarious, will definitely watch it again.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xhgcfZt5dJ
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Poe · Tue May 10, 2016 6:23 pm

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taetaewl wrote:Um talking about the amazinglongdong; I found this hilarious video on yutb :lol:
(I only searched for this for educational purpose lmao)
I love how they added a wild Dan at the end
alittledizzy wrote:
manged wrote:
hiddenwombat wrote: Image
how well can you enhance the pixels
Wait, I'm confused. Is this gif for or against Long Dong Lester proof? Maybe I need some arrows and circles but I'm not seeing anything prominent... though I've seen photographic evidence from other sources that he is packing.
idk but the longer I stare at that gif the thirstier Dan looks
I think I need some arrows and circles too but I believe this gif is for Long Dong Lester because well we all know from other videos and gifs that it is proeminent Also I love how desperately thirsty Dan looks in this
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manged · Tue May 10, 2016 6:27 pm

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Poe wrote:
alittledizzy wrote:
manged wrote:
hiddenwombat wrote: Image
how well can you enhance the pixels
Wait, I'm confused. Is this gif for or against Long Dong Lester proof? Maybe I need some arrows and circles but I'm not seeing anything prominent... though I've seen photographic evidence from other sources that he is packing.
idk but the longer I stare at that gif the thirstier Dan looks
I think I need some arrows and circles too but I believe this gif is for Long Dong Lester because well we all know from other videos and gifs that it is proeminent Also I love how desperately thirsty Dan looks in this
The priss face NEVA lies.
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lilMango · Tue May 10, 2016 6:29 pm

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I am not aware of this alleged Long Dong Lester evidence??? and I need to be?????
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alittledizzy · Tue May 10, 2016 6:30 pm

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manged wrote:
Poe wrote:
alittledizzy wrote:
manged wrote:
hiddenwombat wrote: Image
how well can you enhance the pixels
Wait, I'm confused. Is this gif for or against Long Dong Lester proof? Maybe I need some arrows and circles but I'm not seeing anything prominent... though I've seen photographic evidence from other sources that he is packing.
idk but the longer I stare at that gif the thirstier Dan looks
I think I need some arrows and circles too but I believe this gif is for Long Dong Lester because well we all know from other videos and gifs that it is proeminent Also I love how desperately thirsty Dan looks in this
The priss face NEVA lies.
The rare horny-priss specimen surveying the surroundings for its next meal.
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DryCereal · Tue May 10, 2016 6:44 pm

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taetaewl wrote:Um talking about the amazinglongdong; I found this hilarious video on yutb :lol:
(I only searched for this for educational purpose lmao)
Mmmmhmmmm, "educational" suuuuuuuure...!
I'd have a look, but I am TERRIFIED what it would do to my YT homepage/suggestions(!!) but knock yourselves out!

As for Dan in that gif... it's the swallow that does for me... ayy!! That is THIRST. (also kinda hot :facepalm: :thumb: )
IckleMissMayhem's evil fic writing alter ego. :twisted:
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daphenaxa · Tue May 10, 2016 6:54 pm

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lilMango wrote:I am not aware of this alleged Long Dong Lester evidence??? and I need to be?????
I live up to my avatar I know
same. where are those packing evidence? I've always seen people talking about Phil's long dong but i am not convinced (yet)
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loststars · Tue May 10, 2016 7:08 pm

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You guys are always based on solid science :lol:
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jaej · Tue May 10, 2016 7:13 pm

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i know the discussions passed a bit, but i always find the way they say words like 'law' a bit jarring, it just sounds so odd and posh to me. in my accent, law and war definitely dont rhyme, the 'r' is pronounced very harshly. my accent is so awful that unless i focus on not sounding like that, 'law' is more likely to rhyme with 'wall'. so, maybe not an english thing, but definitely more of an english thing than a british thing.

speculation is fun, but no one is missing out on any actual D proof, if youre expecting juicy pics.
1) the bigger it looks like that, the less it actually grows % wise. not a shower/grower things, both ways it doesnt increase in size in terms of % compared to someone smaller
2) phil wears a combo of looser jeans and seems to also wear looser underwear sometimes. its usually a fabric bunch. tighter jeans arent really more likely to show anything because instead it constricts and holds anything back - looser clothing kind of emphasizes any size because nothing is held back, plus any fabric fold creates a bump
3) unless there is a genuine medical concern, there is no D related reason for manspreading. its more proof of a big ego or #medicallycolossalphil
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English is not my first language: half of the mistakes are typos ,half are me
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Poe · Tue May 10, 2016 7:32 pm

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Well there's this
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And, if my memory serves me right, there are some LS and videos where you can see that it's proeminent, but as jaej said, it well might be just the fabric. We can't know for sure or not until there is actual clear proof for this :gg:
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flarequake · Tue May 10, 2016 7:51 pm

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taetaewl wrote:Um talking about the amazinglongdong; I found this hilarious video on yutb :lol:
(I only searched for this for educational purpose lmao)
Wow, what the heck did I just watch :shock: It's a fun song, but strange seeing cute shots of him set to it.

Really late to the party, I was so tired last night I had to give up reading on page nine and go to bed, but I loved the video. Their energy was fantastic and Dan was so expressive, I was so happy. Gotta love that rubbery face.

I thought maybe Phil was sitting cross-legged, but then realised that would just be daft. Yeah, boy needs to realise he's a skinny bean and his legs don't need to take up that much room.
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Diyes_Celine · Tue May 10, 2016 8:03 pm

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Does this count as evidence? I have no idea how it should look like but when this was posted on the other forum site, I never looked back.
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grannypants · Tue May 10, 2016 8:06 pm

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this is completely OT but i was just scrolling through the tumbs and dan's infamous 'physical pain in your chest' quote popped up as a text post with over a million reblogs :shock:
from my experience on that black hole of a website there's only a handful of tumblr posts with that many reblogs so i would say that's pretty damn impressive considering most of the people reblogging it probably don't have a clue who he is.
super irritating that he isn't cited in the quote considering the source is a blog called phanjam :sideeye:
here's the link for anyone who's interested: http://dxsires.tumblr.com/post/14377466 ... sical-pain
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aosagi · Tue May 10, 2016 8:08 pm

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Topics IDB will always come back to:

- Future of deppy: together vs. going separate ways
- Phils size


really guys? :lol: you choose the most sophisticated topics
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loststars · Tue May 10, 2016 8:19 pm

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I just had to share this, it's hysterical.

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hope it didn't pop up before :D Phil's is KILLING ME.
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Ticia · Tue May 10, 2016 8:31 pm

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I believe we mentioned in the Danisnotsosubtle (?) topic that Phil sleeps commando and that the original video had been privated. Draw your own conclusions #TheThirstIsReal

The video is hilarious taetaewl, even if the song is a complete earworm and I will most likely be whistling it all day now ahem :lol:
Diyes_Celine wrote:Does this count as evidence? I have no idea how it should look like but when this was posted on the other forum site, I never looked back.
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Maybe it's a weird wrinkle of his jeans, maybe he was getting ready for Dan's hole in his crotch

About queer baiting - phanbaiting - whatever you want to name it:
I must admit it has recently crossed my mind more than once (and twice..). 2009-2010-2011 were the golden era of DP when alluding to a romantic relationship, but if what Dan said in 2012 (about his Internet statements from that time being basically nothing else than a publicity stunt, " cry for attention") is true, then those years were a clear example of queer baiting.

That being said, since 2014 Dan has made many homoerotic references, and I actually can't think of any recent heterosexual reference besides the ocasional punchline of "that's what she said" and his crush? on JLaw (correct me if I'm wrong, of course!).

It's 2016, Dan doesn't mind being seen as a sexual human being, and he obviously knows about the phan theories and even embraces them. Phil, about to turn 30 years old, makes casual sexual comments but kind of doesn't because he just plays his cinnamon roll, don't-mind-me-I'm-just-eating-waffles, part, and if you think about it he has been doing the exact same thing since 2012 or so

In my opinion, Dan is dancing on the fine line in this queer baiting / phanbaiting thing: not wanting labels but talking about men in a sexual manner, stirring the phandom with non-so-subtle comments but deleting anything that may incriminate him in any way (in 2014, he mass deleted all his tweets, for example). Phil...he just smiles but turns into a damn executive as soon as the cameras are off. And well, both script their videos and plan their tweets.

I don't know, I think I just want them to come clean on the basics of their relationship
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alittledizzy · Tue May 10, 2016 8:40 pm

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Ticia wrote:In my opinion, Dan is dancing on the fine line in this queer baiting / phanbaiting thing: not wanting labels but talking about men in a sexual manner, stirring the phandom with non-so-subtle comments but deleting anything that may incriminate him in any way (in 2014, he mass deleted all his tweets, for example). Phil...he just smiles but turns into a damn executive as soon as the cameras are off. And well, both script their videos and plan their tweets. [/spoiler]
To me, this is kind of the line of thought that reads as fans appropriating Dan and Phil's behavior as everything having to do with fans or being for fans. Coming out can be a long confusing messy process and sometimes you're feeling more confident, sometimes you aren't. Sometimes you don't want to deal with pressure to tell everyone you meet what you are, but you also don't want to be assumed as something you aren't. Dan's hints read to me like someone of a not-straight sexuality who doesn't want to be mistaken as straight but isn't ready to invite 5 million people into his mind to have a conversation about exactly what he is. (Especially since it can't really be divorced from his relationship.)

Very cynical fans/skeptical seem to believe Dan could be incapable of doing something in view of his audience that isn't for his audience directly, and that as soon as he's put a single concept or suggestion out there that he has an obligation to answer all questions about it. And if he won't do that then clearly the motive is queerbaiting and couldn't just be because coming out is scary.
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loststars wrote:I just had to share this, it's hysterical.

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hope it didn't pop up before :D Phil's is KILLING ME.
I don't think that classifies as a dog in any shape or form.
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taetaewl wrote:Um talking about the amazinglongdong; I found this hilarious video on yutb :lol:
(I only searched for this for educational purpose lmao)
oh great now this song is stuck in my head, I'll be singing it all week and I don't even have a penis

seriously though phandom's umm... creativity never ceases to amaze me :lol:
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alittledizzy wrote:
Ticia wrote:In my opinion, Dan is dancing on the fine line in this queer baiting / phanbaiting thing: not wanting labels but talking about men in a sexual manner, stirring the phandom with non-so-subtle comments but deleting anything that may incriminate him in any way (in 2014, he mass deleted all his tweets, for example). Phil...he just smiles but turns into a damn executive as soon as the cameras are off. And well, both script their videos and plan their tweets. [/spoiler]
To me, this is kind of the line of thought that reads as fans appropriating Dan and Phil's behavior as everything having to do with fans or being for fans. Coming out can be a long confusing messy process and sometimes you're feeling more confident, sometimes you aren't. Sometimes you don't want to deal with pressure to tell everyone you meet what you are, but you also don't want to be assumed as something you aren't. Dan's hints read to me like someone of a not-straight sexuality who doesn't want to be mistaken as straight but isn't ready to invite 5 million people into his mind to have a conversation about exactly what he is. (Especially since it can't really be divorced from his relationship.)

Very cynical fans/skeptical seem to believe Dan could be incapable of doing something in view of his audience that isn't for his audience directly, and that as soon as he's put a single concept or suggestion out there that he has an obligation to answer all questions about it. And if he won't do that then clearly the motive is queerbaiting and couldn't just be because coming out is scary.
I give you 1000 likes. I'm tired of the baiting theories
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