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Dan & Phil Part 16: Old, Hungover, and Probably High

Our two favourite full time internet nerds who never go outside!

akui · Mon Jun 20, 2016 9:43 am

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I've updated the Australia tour dates and ticket info in the tour thread, you can get info there, and if you have any info please don't be hesitate and share!

And if you travel from NZ to see deppy, here's some visa info that you may need!
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NarrysCanary · Mon Jun 20, 2016 11:41 am

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IckleMissMayhem wrote:
This is so funny to me I don't know why
[offtopic]I dreamt of Phil last night and since everybody talks about their dreams of D&P I thought I would do the same :lol: It wasn't some kind of threesome dream this time though. Okay so it was happening in early 2009 I was apparently a youtuber as well. There was a party and I was invited, for some reason I knew I was good friend with Phil we were apparently texting 24/7 so I couldn't wait to go to the party to see him. When I arrived Phil and other youtubers were sitting in a garden. Phil saw me, greeted me and made me sit in his lap and put his arms around my waist. And he started kissing my cheek we were acting so coupley, it was so weird and then I woke up. I'm lowkey glad this dream happened because he had his 2009 haircut and I love that haircut on him[/offtopic]
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uglyamerican · Mon Jun 20, 2016 2:19 pm

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Let's hope that Dan did indeed "smoke" the fern "weed" sweater. If he breaks that thing out again in LA, he will literally evaporate - mega heat wave going on in the LA Basin (although should have subsided by Thursday.)
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uglyamerican · Mon Jun 20, 2016 2:27 pm

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swofro wrote: Also, when Deppy went to instagram HQ, they went to facebook HQ too, which I'm sure is not surprising since Instagram is technically bought by fb but I am a bit slow in linking them up.
I don't think FB is Dan's number one fav social media site, although you have to a presence considering the business D&P are in - so I guess they had to visit to be polite. Personally, I hate FB, and only have an incognito account to stalk my friends make snarky comments
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NarrysCanary wrote:
[offtopic]I dreamt of Phil last night and since everybody talks about their dreams of D&P I thought I would do the same :lol: It wasn't some kind of threesome dream this time though. Okay so it was happening in early 2009 I was apparently a youtuber as well. There was a party and I was invited, for some reason I knew I was good friend with Phil we were apparently texting 24/7 so I couldn't wait to go to the party to see him. When I arrived Phil and other youtubers were sitting in a garden. Phil saw me, greeted me and made me sit in his lap and put his arms around my waist. And he started kissing my cheek we were acting so coupley, it was so weird and then I woke up. I'm lowkey glad this dream happened because he had his 2009 haircut and I love that haircut on him[/offtopic]
So you dreamed you were Dan?
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coffee pig · Mon Jun 20, 2016 3:25 pm

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Idk if we have discussed this before, we probably have but I find it weirdly cute that Dan and Phil apparently smell exactly the same. This girl is very...excited.

http://tatinofoz.tumblr.com/post/146149 ... s-with-eve

Also, I know that black is Dan's brand but can Phil start wearing black all the time too please. Where was this pic even taken? Why is it so weirdly photoshopped? why
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nothing cool to add, but I find this like by Lauren quite interesting. (one of the merch girls, but I'm sure that's common knowledege here, isn't it? )
Phandom got me like..
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bedhead91 wrote: Also, I know that black is Dan's brand but can Phil start wearing black all the time too please. Where was this pic even taken? Why is it so weirdly photoshopped? why
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I'm pretty sure this is in London nearish their flat? I think it came out about 2 months ago but I don't remember exactly No idea about photoshopping cause I don't remember the original, but I think it had a fan in? It definitely looks like it's been edited though
06/04/2016 - I found The Weakest Link :ninja:
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NarrysCanary · Mon Jun 20, 2016 3:34 pm

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Rigby wrote:
NarrysCanary wrote:
[offtopic]I dreamt of Phil last night and since everybody talks about their dreams of D&P I thought I would do the same :lol: It wasn't some kind of threesome dream this time though. Okay so it was happening in early 2009 I was apparently a youtuber as well. There was a party and I was invited, for some reason I knew I was good friend with Phil we were apparently texting 24/7 so I couldn't wait to go to the party to see him. When I arrived Phil and other youtubers were sitting in a garden. Phil saw me, greeted me and made me sit in his lap and put his arms around my waist. And he started kissing my cheek we were acting so coupley, it was so weird and then I woke up. I'm lowkey glad this dream happened because he had his 2009 haircut and I love that haircut on him[/offtopic]
So you dreamed you were Dan?
[offtopic]:rofl: That's what I thought when I woke up as well ! But I was me in my dream though not him :lol:[/offtopic]
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bedhead91 wrote: Also, I know that black is Dan's brand but can Phil start wearing black all the time too please. Where was this pic even taken? Why is it so weirdly photoshopped? why
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I'm pretty sure this is in London nearish their flat? I think it came out about 2 months ago but I don't remember exactly
A fan is supposed to be between them, I think
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i love the merch team, honestly the only reason i don't want the Tour From Hell™ to end is because i'm gonna miss them :lol:

you can tell deppy don't share anything about their lives when you start paying so much attention to their merch team that you get attached
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Dan Howell wrote:'[someone] just sent me a message saying 'Phil'..... same'
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beadhead91 here's the actual pic! (I had this saved in my phan folder because Phil in black and Dads (also secrets in Dans hair)
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kuensukki wrote:beadhead91 here's the actual pic! (I had this saved in my phan folder because Phil in black and Dads (also secrets in Dans hair)
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I have a vague memory of this being a spotting when they went out to see a movie, but I can't remember which one (Maybe Batman v Superman?)
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What is that Phil's movie going outfit?
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kuensukki · Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:05 pm

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fancybum wrote:
kuensukki wrote:beadhead91 here's the actual pic! (I had this saved in my phan folder because Phil in black and Dads (also secrets in Dans hair)
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I have a vague memory of this being a spotting when they went out to see a movie, but I can't remember which one (Maybe Batman v Superman?)
It might have been! Or they did go to that magic show (and we spotted them in the crowd of the magicians Instagram photo ). These boys and their "secret" dates always get foiled. I wonder how frustrating that must me that everywhere they go out together is documented forever by the fans. I wonder if they're famous enough to start wearing disguises or already have tried to

Also about social medias I always thought Dan likes tumblr and Phil likes twitter but who knows
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kuensukki wrote:beadhead91 here's the actual pic! (I had this saved in my phan folder because Phil in black and Dads (also secrets in Dans hair)
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what an amazing picture, it does look like they're dads and they look v beautiful
trashqueen wrote:i love the merch team, honestly the only reason i don't want the Tour From Hell™ to end is because i'm gonna miss them :lol:

you can tell deppy don't share anything about their lives when you start paying so much attention to their merch team that you get attached
Agreed! I love the merch team and I also love how they love the tour so much.
I think I would love the tour too if shared a bit more about what touristy things they are doing (I honestly don't mind the lack of ls as much as you guys but that's because I used to only watch the joint ls and catch up on ppls summaries of solo ls later).
I think we would have a collective meltdown if they shared one or two videos on lap at this point.
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:lol: :shock:
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SquishPhan · Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:44 pm

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glertiespy wrote:

:lol: :shock:
That was very cute, but much too short.

And of course that was Phil's first story. :lol: Could be turned into a movie tbh.
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Yes much too short, but at this point we'll take anything we can get lol. This reminded me of the rabbit in Monty Python! Maybe he saw that as a kid and it was his inspiration?
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Phil looks like he went to sleep at 6 AM and is dying inside, Dan glows like he spent the night having orgasms - Ticia
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jaej · Mon Jun 20, 2016 5:10 pm

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my name is jaejmine masters and i have something to say. dan and phil have fucked up japan :japhan:
phil lester threw the first brick at stonewall, we love a queer icon :biflag:
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kuensukki wrote:
fancybum wrote:
kuensukki wrote:beadhead91 here's the actual pic! (I had this saved in my phan folder because Phil in black and Dads (also secrets in Dans hair)
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I have a vague memory of this being a spotting when they went out to see a movie, but I can't remember which one (Maybe Batman v Superman?)
It might have been! Or they did go to that magic show (and we spotted them in the crowd of the magicians Instagram photo ). These boys and their "secret" dates always get foiled. I wonder how frustrating that must me that everywhere they go out together is documented forever by the fans. I wonder if they're famous enough to start wearing disguises or already have tried to

Also about social medias I always thought Dan likes tumblr and Phil likes twitter but who knows
Ooh found it, it was when they went to see Star Wars for like the 3rd time but in IMAX, Dec 30/15. Also gg still sucks at loading and I suddenly remember how grateful I am that we moved.
Re: 'foiled secret dates' - just imagine how often they're not spotted though. Like what the hell did they do on each of their birthdays, especially Vegas. Nobody saw them outside of the hotel but Phil said they went on some roller coaster so they were obviously out and about. Good for them, bad for us benevolent stalkers.
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coffee pig · Mon Jun 20, 2016 5:18 pm

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jaej wrote:
He is so cute when he's reading the twisted murderous stories he wrote as a child. I just really love Phil okayyyy
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Lies! the rabbit eat the police and the army kill the rabbit.

Thanks jaej for the video.
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kuensukki · Mon Jun 20, 2016 5:25 pm

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Look what Phil liked. I LOVE PHIL

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jaej wrote:
He really was a strange child. :lol:
kuensukki wrote:Look what Phil liked. I LOVE PHIL

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This is great, and clearly a sign that someone should rescue him from his stalker.
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NarrysCanary · Mon Jun 20, 2016 5:39 pm

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kuensukki wrote:Look what Phil liked. I LOVE PHIL

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the "dansluts" makes me laugh
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