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Dan & Phil Part 51: Master of Erotic Massages

Our two favourite full time internet nerds who never go outside!

Sinister Shipper · Thu Jul 27, 2017 6:51 pm

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phanieldann wrote:I'm going to lose my shit, after all this theorising about the floors in the deppy apartment, phil goes and posts something flOOR related on twitter

this year has been so wild

(i'm not saying its anything related to the theories, it just feels like a big, 'hahaha we see your theorising ahahhaa')
If anything, i think he might be wearing the shoes we said were in Dan's room yesterday, but he lighting makes it hard to tell.

I don't know enough about photoshop to even try to help out, but maybe someone else here can shed some light (literally)
I'm thinking this was from their Make-A-Wish thing bcuz Dan said on his ls that they weren't just going to sit down & play video games, that it was a whole thing of fun, so maybe it was an interactive place like a children's museum or an "arcade" type place. Or maybe it was a special space put together for a bunch of Make-A-Wish kids & it had different social areas to mess about. Just a thought.

quercussp · Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:09 pm

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Dan's clicking away in the background of Phil's ls again

anime_is_not_cool · Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:11 pm

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i can't believe phil revealed such secret information and now we know the floorplan

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thanks guys it was fun to play sherlock with yall, see you next time

omg phil is talking about his eyes in the ls, as an another glasses person i find this fascinating
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Um guys, we're getting an in depth (no pun intended ) glass reflection of the apartment...

updated screen shots and layouts please

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They're really pushing Phanthony.

"My ClickBae... is Daniel Howell."
"Any time he posts something I'm like... let me get a closer look at that."

(I think Anthony is all of us.)
anime_is_not_cool wrote:i can't believe phil revealed such secret information and now we know the floorplan

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thanks guys it was so fun to play sherlock with yall !

omg phil is talking about his eyes on the ls, as an another glasses person i find this fascinating
:sunshine: ~let in a little sunshine~ :sunshine:

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BSV wrote:Um guys, we're getting an in depth (no pun intended ) glass reflection of the apartment...

updated screen shots and layouts please
Phil's doing this on purpose

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malday wrote:
BSV wrote:Um guys, we're getting an in depth (no pun intended ) glass reflection of the apartment...

updated screen shots and layouts please
Phil's doing this on purpose
I totally feel like he is!

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wahhhh why is phil backtracking on playing 'dream daddy'

SquishPhan · Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:39 pm

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I enjoyed Phil's live show, but seriously another 30 minute one? SMH. He just keeps cutting it shorter. Definitely think he doesn’t enjoy doing these as much as Dan does.

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BSV wrote:
malday wrote:
BSV wrote:Um guys, we're getting an in depth (no pun intended ) glass reflection of the apartment...

updated screen shots and layouts please
Phil's doing this on purpose
I totally feel like he is!
I thought that too. Now I'm just waiting for the IDB sleuths to do their thing.

Phil cutting the liveshow short was disappointing. I got a feeling that he didn't really wanna being doing the liveshow for whatever reason.
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alittledizzy · Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:42 pm

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anime_is_not_cool wrote:i can't believe phil revealed such secret information and now we know the floorplan

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thanks guys it was fun to play sherlock with yall, see you next time

omg phil is talking about his eyes in the ls, as an another glasses person i find this fascinating
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Dan when he realizes you actually figured the layout out.

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BSV wrote:
malday wrote:
BSV wrote:Um guys, we're getting an in depth (no pun intended ) glass reflection of the apartment...

updated screen shots and layouts please
Phil's doing this on purpose
I totally feel like he is!
That was a very... girthy... reflection segment.
He looked so vampirish in this, I was living dead for it.
The red jacket comment also felt like an allegory for his hairstyle. He likes his hair, he doesn't care if we want to see something else

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beczor wrote:wahhhh why is phil backtracking on playing 'dream daddy'
I just took his comments to mean that it's not something they can quickly get out i.e. in the next few days, since it could take more time to film. Jacksepticeye's play through (which I looove) is about 40-50 minutes per episode.

Also, I wonder if the ls are shorter now that his come after Dan's? Like some of the stuff he'd normally talk about has already been covered by Dan on Tuesdays. Or they're trying to get caught up on DAPG videos after the small break.

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Well, Phil just won't let My Horse Prince die.

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somethingsketchy wrote:Well, Phil just won't let My Horse Prince die.
Nope, he is still not over those horses with dreamy faces. Kind of funny how often he mentions it.

somethingsketchy · Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:51 pm

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SquishPhan wrote:
somethingsketchy wrote:Well, Phil just won't let My Horse Prince die.
Nope, he is still not over those horses with dreamy faces. Kind of funny how often he mentions it.
Apparently he can't help all the pregnancy mentions either. He seems oddly fascinated by these things. :D

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What???? No. I wonder what happened hmmm

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I can't believe I've already forgotten what the funny, cute thing was he said near the end, damn my sieve-brain. I love his explanation for doing a short show, yes Phil, you prefer it that way, okay still, can't be forcing the guy to do 45-60 mins. I wonder what better things he has to do sometimes, anything actually special, wanting to finish editing, getting hungry..?

Eye talk was interesting, dilation talk right at the end was a bit much. Dog talk too, that was graphic and violent. I wonder if that silly horror film helped him sleep, maybe it was relaxing for being so silly.

The presents he got his mum are so fun, he finds the best things. It'd be cute if he baked a cake. Cuter if both him and Martyn baked one together, not that they'd film it, it's just a cute thought.

Love the black tshirt with silver Pikachu, very snazzy, and wearing all black plus glasses. He looks great in dark grey too, yellow not so much. It amuses me that he's done glasses and black, and glasses and quiff, but, as far as I know, never all three. I sometimes wonder what our collective reaction will be if that happens.

He doesn't have to worry about voice acting in Dream Daddy, heavens, I live for their voice acting. He sang in his deep voice too, sign me up for that puddle on the floor

I just love his voice anyway, the deep natural sound of it and his accent.

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god, phil always looks so cute. i love the gifts he got for his mom, and he's totally correct about those being the best type of gummies

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They have to be fucking with us. There is no way Daniel 'lol give up' Howell and Philip 'privacy' Lester are just casually showing reflections and live streaming in the moon room within DAYS of each other. Phil's reflection have given us windows which is another distinctive feature, which can lead to buildings being actively discarded as their location. They're making it easier to find them.

I'm telling you, they're planning on moving soon because there is no way they are just suddenly that chill about everything
:sparkle: dan howell gives me life :sparkle:
don't waste your time
or time will waste you
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SquishPhan · Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:58 pm

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somethingsketchy wrote:
SquishPhan wrote:
somethingsketchy wrote:Well, Phil just won't let My Horse Prince die.
Nope, he is still not over those horses with dreamy faces. Kind of funny how often he mentions it.
Apparently he can't help all the pregnancy mentions either. He seems oddly fascinated by these things. :D
Yeah that is another thing that he talks about quite frequently, so I'm never surprised when it comes up.
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That is too bad, I was looking forward to it. Wonder why it can't be released tomorrow.

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Ok but why did Dan say that the neighbor DID complain and Phil say that they were soundproofing just in case someone complained?

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hello9217 wrote:Ok but why did Dan say that the neighbor DID complain and Phil say that they were soundproofing just in case someone complained?
#danandphilLIES

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alittledizzy wrote:
hello9217 wrote:Ok but why did Dan say that the neighbor DID complain and Phil say that they were soundproofing just in case someone complained?
#danandphilLIES
Maybe he didn't tell Phil because he was embarassed? :D

But I hear the moving train

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