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DryCereal · Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:09 pm

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Anonymousse wrote:
akui wrote: Oh you...!
Phil's demeanor always give me this feeling that he is a shower and a grower. ;)
What is this /thread even.
Dick-philosophy?
I'm a little bit in love with both of you right now.
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mez29 · Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:12 pm

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gnostic wrote:Hi Guys!

I've been lurking for a looong time (and congratulations on a new place!l well done!l)

Now what made me make an account... did anyone else really strongly feel they looked up answers before playing the impossible quiz? For example, several times Phil makes his little "ah... WOW" BEFORE he "accidentally" swipes over clickable answer... and many other issues

...please don't murder me for suggestion
Hmm, I kind of noticed that too but thought they might just not have synced up the cameras completely right (or whatever lol i don't know how to video). But maybe they looked up the first few just to make sure things would get going, and then did the rest without planning?
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missemma · Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:16 pm

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Anonymousse wrote: What is this /thread even.
Dick-philosophy?
Next thread name suggestion? 8-)
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SquishPhan · Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:21 pm

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gnostic wrote:Hi Guys!

I've been lurking for a looong time (and congratulations on a new place!l well done!l)

Now what made me make an account... did anyone else really strongly feel they looked up answers before playing the impossible quiz? For example, several times Phil makes his little "ah... WOW" BEFORE he "accidentally" swipes over clickable answer... and many other issues

...please don't murder me for suggestion
Honestly I don’t think so, because Dan seemed genuinely surprised that Phil got a few right so quickly. Also I feel like if anyone can be good as this kind of a quiz, than it has to be Phil. His weird thinking and love of puns really helped him out.
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Anonymousse · Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:22 pm

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missemma wrote:
Anonymousse wrote: What is this /thread even.
Dick-philosophy?
Next thread name suggestion? 8-)
Probs :twisted: (We are moving thought with record speed)
But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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akui · Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:23 pm

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IckleMissMayhem wrote:
Anonymousse wrote:
akui wrote: Oh you...!
Phil's demeanor always give me this feeling that he is a shower and a grower. ;)
What is this /thread even.
Dick-philosophy?
I'm a little bit in love with both of you right now.
Don't pressure me! I'm not going to go to the details of the absolutely scentific proven theory of a man's dick size and his personality! I won't!
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DryCereal · Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:24 pm

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Anonymousse wrote:
missemma wrote:
Anonymousse wrote: What is this /thread even.
Dick-philosophy?
Next thread name suggestion? 8-)
Probs :twisted: (We are moving thought with record speed)
Thirded. But what's the reply limit here on the good ship IDB? Are we sticking to 40 pages or thereabouts, just for nostalgia's sake?
akui wrote:
IckleMissMayhem wrote:
Anonymousse wrote:
akui wrote: Oh you...!
Phil's demeanor always give me this feeling that he is a shower and a grower. ;)
What is this /thread even.
Dick-philosophy?
I'm a little bit in love with both of you right now.
Don't pressure me! I'm not going to go to the details of the absolutely scentific proven theory of a man's dick size and his personality! I won't!
Not YET, anyhow! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Anonymousse · Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:28 pm

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akui wrote:
IckleMissMayhem wrote:
Anonymousse wrote:
akui wrote: Oh you...!
Phil's demeanor always give me this feeling that he is a shower and a grower. ;)
What is this /thread even.
Dick-philosophy?
I'm a little bit in love with both of you right now.
Don't pressure me! I'm not going to go to the details of the absolutely scentific proven theory of a man's dick size and his personality! I won't!
Trigger Warning :
I mean like seriously, this is sex related
I have a valid theory about how there are parallels to people not liking mushrooms and not liking the taste of oral sex.
So yeah, go for it with em facts!
But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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Thread suggestions because I think I only ever offered one on GG and it never got picked lol.

Dan & Phil Part 2: Mind Phalace
Dan & Phil Part 2: Don't Bang Me
Dan & Phil Part 2: SCRAPE MY GUMS MM HARDER
Dan & Phil Part 2: Hamisnotonfire & JamazingPhil
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PolarFox · Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:31 pm

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Anonymousse wrote:
akui wrote:
IckleMissMayhem wrote:
Anonymousse wrote:
akui wrote: Oh you...!
Phil's demeanor always give me this feeling that he is a shower and a grower. ;)
What is this /thread even.
Dick-philosophy?
I'm a little bit in love with both of you right now.
Don't pressure me! I'm not going to go to the details of the absolutely scentific proven theory of a man's dick size and his personality! I won't!
Trigger Warning :
I mean like seriously, this is sex related
I have a valid theory about how there are parallels to people not liking mushrooms and not liking the taste of oral sex.
So yeah, go for it with em facts!
What is the theory? I'm intrigued af. Mind writing an essay about it?
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Anonymousse · Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:33 pm

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PolarFox wrote: What is the theory? I'm intrigued af. Mind writing an essay about it?
That the flavors and textures are similar
I think i should stop this /topic for a while.
But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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missemma · Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:36 pm

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guys, can you take the sex talk that is not Dan and Phil related to the offtopic forum please, thanking you
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majitzu · Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:09 pm

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So did Phil went to IOM or his parents went to London... and did Dan went with him. We really don't have any kind of proof to discuss this.
saturday sunday monday
But travel for only a day. I dunno but maybe their parents went to London.

Seriously the dick discussion...
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DryCereal · Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:13 pm

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human wrote: Dan & Phil Part 2: Don't Bang Me
...I'm not dirty?
human wrote:Dan & Phil Part 2: SCRAPE MY GUMS MM HARDER
Please no. Seriously, TW that shit!! :shock:
SquishPhan wrote:
gnostic wrote:Hi Guys!

I've been lurking for a looong time (and congratulations on a new place!l well done!l)

Now what made me make an account... did anyone else really strongly feel they looked up answers before playing the impossible quiz? For example, several times Phil makes his little "ah... WOW" BEFORE he "accidentally" swipes over clickable answer... and many other issues

...please don't murder me for suggestion
Honestly I don’t think so, because Dan seemed genuinely surprised that Phil got a few right so quickly. Also I feel like if anyone can be good as this kind of a quiz, than it has to be Phil. His weird thinking and love of puns really helped him out.
I didn't get the feeling they cheated either. And add me to the "not surprised at Phil "getting it" straight away. HOWEVER!! I would like to know how many attempts they made that were edited out. Cos we all know they love to edit stuff out...!
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somelikeitpink · Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:15 pm

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considering the storms in London I doubt they went to IoM. lots of flights were cancelled and stuff so unless they took a train for only a day, which I doubt, I think they just came down?
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SquishPhan · Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:16 pm

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majitzu wrote:So did Phil went to IOM or his parents went to London... and did Dan went with him. We really don't have any kind of proof to discuss this.
saturday sunday monday
But travel for only a day. I dunno but maybe their parents went to London.

Seriously the dick discussion...
We may never know, unless Dan mentions something about it in his live show on Tuesday, which I hope he will be doing.
I do remember that when Dan went with Phil last time, on father's day I believe, that some people who live there said that he comes there with Phil sometimes.
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shezza · Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:19 pm

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majitzu wrote:So did Phil went to IOM or his parents went to London... and did Dan went with him. We really don't have any kind of proof to discuss this.
saturday sunday monday
But travel for only a day. I dunno but maybe their parents went to London.

Seriously the dick discussion...
I think maybe by family Phil just meant Martyn & his gf, who, if I remember correctly, live in London- so not much travelling. Or maybe he just couldnt be bothered to do a live show
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somelikeitpink · Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:21 pm

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shezza wrote:
majitzu wrote:So did Phil went to IOM or his parents went to London... and did Dan went with him. We really don't have any kind of proof to discuss this.
saturday sunday monday
But travel for only a day. I dunno but maybe their parents went to London.

Seriously the dick discussion...
I think maybe by family Phil just meant Martyn & his gf, who, if I remember correctly, live in London- so not much travelling. Or maybe he just couldnt be bothered to do a live show
OR maybe plot twist: they celebrated with dans family?
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kay · Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:22 pm

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gnostic wrote:Hi Guys!

I've been lurking for a looong time (and congratulations on a new place!l well done!l)

Now what made me make an account... did anyone else really strongly feel they looked up answers before playing the impossible quiz? For example, several times Phil makes his little "ah... WOW" BEFORE he "accidentally" swipes over clickable answer... and many other issues

...please don't murder me for suggestion
I think Dan remembered just a little more than he let on (especially the questions at the beginning), but I do think about 98% of the reactions were authentic. And that Phil really is just that much of a pun-loving geek.
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DryCereal · Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:25 pm

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somelikeitpink wrote:
shezza wrote:
majitzu wrote:So did Phil went to IOM or his parents went to London... and did Dan went with him. We really don't have any kind of proof to discuss this.
saturday sunday monday
But travel for only a day. I dunno but maybe their parents went to London.

Seriously the dick discussion...
I think maybe by family Phil just meant Martyn & his gf, who, if I remember correctly, live in London- so not much travelling. Or maybe he just couldnt be bothered to do a live show
OR maybe plot twist: they celebrated with dans family?
Could be either - but there are daily BA flights between London City and IoM (Ronaldsway??) airports. Just for (future) speculation's sake.
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majitzu wrote:So did Phil went to IOM or his parents went to London... and did Dan went with him. We really don't have any kind of proof to discuss this.
saturday sunday monday
But travel for only a day. I dunno but maybe their parents went to London.

Seriously the dick discussion...
My totally unfounded theory:
Phil's parents are/were in London with their sons. Dan could be with them but it's also highly probable that he went to visit with grandmum.

Now this,where it's from? (saw it in the Dan & Phil's Body Part Menagerie thread)Image
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somelikeitpink · Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:27 pm

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IckleMissMayhem wrote:
somelikeitpink wrote:
shezza wrote:
majitzu wrote:So did Phil went to IOM or his parents went to London... and did Dan went with him. We really don't have any kind of proof to discuss this.
saturday sunday monday
But travel for only a day. I dunno but maybe their parents went to London.

Seriously the dick discussion...
I think maybe by family Phil just meant Martyn & his gf, who, if I remember correctly, live in London- so not much travelling. Or maybe he just couldnt be bothered to do a live show
OR maybe plot twist: they celebrated with dans family?
Could be either - but there are daily BA flights between London City and IoM (Ronaldsway??) airports. Just for (future) speculation's sake.
No no I do know that but as I was saying I don't think thats possible for this weekend considering the storms. My sisters flight was cancelled on sunday and then delayed forever today.
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DryCereal · Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:28 pm

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corn flakes wrote: Now this where it's from? (saw it in the Dan & Phil's Body Part Menagerie thread)Image
No idea. My best bet is a VidCon/Playlist vlog, cos that SURELY isn't in the UK(!) - unless Dan is super warm-blooded!
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human · Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:29 pm

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corn flakes wrote:Now this where it's from? (saw it in the Dan & Phil's Body Part Menagerie thread)Image
That's an Anthony Padilla vlog when he's in London and Dan and Phil show up at the rooftop bar they're in for a few drinks when it's late, I think? 2014 perhaps?
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l8er_sk8er · Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:40 pm

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human wrote:
corn flakes wrote:Now this where it's from? (saw it in the Dan & Phil's Body Part Menagerie thread)Image
That's an Anthony Padilla vlog when he's in London and Dan and Phil show up at the rooftop bar they're in for a few drinks when it's late, I think? 2014 perhaps?
If I remember correctly it can be WULAS (nowdays Kalel channel and she probably deleted video), or Ally Speed. It was the last day of Contiki tour party in london.
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