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P: 'What's a baby..rat called?'
D: 'A ratlet, I don't know.. what are you doing?!'
P: 'No, it's Dan!!"

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The formulaic part when it comes to selling us stuff is definitely what I liked least about it, but I'm still not really mad at it. They have a lot of shit going on so I'm happy to hand him a pass for one lazy concept.autumnhearth wrote: Fri Nov 23, 2018 4:23 pmLooking back it was almost formulaic in it’s creation. Oh I have to spon the shop and tour and do an official app spon? Let’s get a ridiculous but innocently phallic object and make innuendos, lets buy something kawaii and have a soft moment, let’s bring back the vase joke. Cheers Phil!
The card is the most wholesome coupley thing I've ever seen, I felt a need to quote it cause I can't stop looking at it.
Oh I’m not upset at all. Though I forgot to mention in my last post that I often feel his reaction to cheese flavored things on camera is an over reaction and I’m well, over it.alittledizzy wrote: Fri Nov 23, 2018 6:21 pmThe formulaic part when it comes to selling us stuff is definitely what I liked least about it, but I'm still not really mad at it. They have a lot of shit going on so I'm happy to hand him a pass for one lazy concept.autumnhearth wrote: Fri Nov 23, 2018 4:23 pmLooking back it was almost formulaic in it’s creation. Oh I have to spon the shop and tour and do an official app spon? Let’s get a ridiculous but innocently phallic object and make innuendos, lets buy something kawaii and have a soft moment, let’s bring back the vase joke. Cheers Phil!
Also I just appreciate how hard he went in on the dildo pickle aspect. Seriously, like. I know he went there already with the stress mushroom but he was determined to hammer in exactly how phallic that was. No 'whoops I'm too innocent to realize I said that' barest of acknowledgements in this video. Just bluntly staring at the camera and going, "This looks like something that should go up my ass, doesn't it?" to anyone who cares to watch.



Re-picking up this conversation from a few pages back....







Oh no. You're right lmao. Poor Phil, poor mouse. I'm surprised he hasn't forced Dan to mop since then.