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Dan & Phil Part 9: The most fun we've ever had

Our two favourite full time internet nerds who never go outside!

Lucet · Fri May 06, 2016 6:26 pm

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danphil333 wrote:missemma: spoiler because me no english speak
no i havent met them. I go with what i see in videos from meetings. I cant listen to dans "NICE HAIR, SHIRT" "LET ME TAKE A SELFIE WITH MY FREAKISHLY LONG ARMS". Its loud and obnoxious and he sounds so fake and insincere to me. I think after that many m&G videos i watched during the UK tour i now can hear dan saying "80$ CHECK, 80$ MOVE AWAY FROM ME, 80$ CHECK"
also it always remind me of the way he talks down to his audience during liveshows and continues with that little speech in the end about how he appreciate everyone and they are his snowflakes(or whatever embarrassing thing he says)
I am not gonna sugar-coat everything i see him do. Whatever (questionable or not) he does people will find an excuse for him. Ok, i get it, people trying to be sympathetic but all i read most of the time are desperate excuses to make him look better. Maybe he is just a rude, obnoxious, pretentious person even behind his persona idk??
everytime i talk about dan, it all comes down to this i think: I CANT GET OVER HIS FAKENESS as soon as he opens his mouth i am like "dude, whats wrong with you, stop trying so hard and cut the crap."
If you look at it this way, well... then they both are pretty fake.
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DryCereal · Fri May 06, 2016 6:29 pm

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Hurrah for the vlogs appearing! When/how long ago did Dan call Casper a pineapple anyway? was it in their collabs aaaaaages ago, or in the more recent Phil ones? :?
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danphil333 wrote:missemma: spoiler because me no english speak
no i havent met them. I go with what i see in videos from meetings. I cant listen to dans "NICE HAIR, SHIRT" "LET ME TAKE A SELFIE WITH MY FREAKISHLY LONG ARMS". Its loud and obnoxious and he sounds so fake and insincere to me. I think after that many m&G videos i watched during the UK tour i now can hear dan saying "80$ CHECK, 80$ MOVE AWAY FROM ME, 80$ CHECK"
also it always remind me of the way he talks down to his audience during liveshows and continues with that little speech in the end about how he appreciate everyone and they are his snowflakes(or whatever embarrassing thing he says)
I am not gonna sugar-coat everything i see him do. Whatever (questionable or not) he does people will find an excuse for him. Ok, i get it, people trying to be sympathetic but all i read most of the time are desperate excuses to make him look better. Maybe he is just a rude, obnoxious, pretentious person even behind his persona idk??
everytime i talk about dan, it all comes down to this i think: I CANT GET OVER HIS FAKENESS as soon as he opens his mouth i am like "dude, whats wrong with you, stop trying so hard and cut the crap."
If you look at it this way, well... then they both are pretty fake.
...and if it honestly bothers you that much, why bloody watch?!
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grannypants · Fri May 06, 2016 6:31 pm

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akui wrote:
I agree each and every word of you. I like them because excessive my maternal love i don't wanna marry them, especially Dan, he is just a boy in my eyes. Phil is more grown up than Dan but still too boyish for my taste.
see, i found this really interesting because i love phil but would 100% marry dan, and i think a lot of it comes down to us being similar in age (and therefore still in a teenagery tumblr phase of life if that makes sense plus i think he is bloody beautiful)
whereas i would prefer phil to be a best friend because he seems like such a supportive, kind and lovely person that being said, his cheekbones... damn
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oh my goodNESS the amount of squish in these photos is too much :shock:
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phamnotof · Fri May 06, 2016 6:50 pm

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...let's talk about house plants!
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DryCereal · Fri May 06, 2016 6:58 pm

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Really hope they're vlogging...!
phamnotof wrote:...let's talk about house plants!
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This one is clearly an evil little sod... All sweet and innocent looking, but grows like a demon mutant, and is utterly deadly when you least suspect it..! :sideeye:
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kay · Fri May 06, 2016 7:00 pm

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but honestly can we get a picture of you two we can all google what the falls look like

and oops icklemiss beat me to it
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phamnotof · Fri May 06, 2016 7:03 pm

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IckleMissMayhem wrote: Really hope they're vlogging...!
phamnotof wrote:...let's talk about house plants!
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This one is clearly an evil little sod... All sweet and innocent looking, but grows like a demon mutant, and is utterly deadly when you least suspect it..! :sideeye:
and hopefully just a liiiiittle bit gay, if we go by the man it was named after. :D
(also, ever since we actually saw spikes stuck in Dan's finger in the Louise vid & spikes in Phil's finger during a ls, I have been laughing my ass off imagining that they think they've taken all of them out, engage in finger-related fun times and then... idk what would even happen, but it's just rather amusing to me :D)

eta: YAY ACTUAL FUN STUFF TWEET, OH GOD HOW THRILLING, THEY REALLY DO LURK
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SquishPhan · Fri May 06, 2016 7:03 pm

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IckleMissMayhem wrote: Really hope they're vlogging...!
I hope that as well.

Beautiful pic though, I'm jealous that they get to do these things together. Relationship goals.
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danphil333 · Fri May 06, 2016 7:07 pm

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i am only here for phils pale legs, bony shoulders and eyes people..
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that niagra(viagra?)(niagara/??) falls photo is gorgeous
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Cora · Fri May 06, 2016 7:09 pm

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bedhead91 wrote:Image

more proof of the secret shadow chicken theory
*GASP*

The truth is out there.
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jaej · Fri May 06, 2016 7:11 pm

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..anyway is someone in tan dan watch? im missing like 90% of the photos from the tour tbh bcos lazy but i need to be aware and ready if my bronzed god is coming back
my name is jaejmine masters and i have something to say. dan and phil have fucked up japan :japhan:
phil lester threw the first brick at stonewall, we love a queer icon :biflag:
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DryCereal · Fri May 06, 2016 7:12 pm

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achika wrote:and oops icklemiss beat me to it
I edited at the same time you posted, cos I didn't want to double post. Call it a draw! ;)
phamnotof wrote:and hopefully just a liiiiittle bit gay, if we go by the man it was named after. :D
(also, ever since we actually saw spikes stuck in Dan's finger in the Louise vid & spikes in Phil's finger during a ls, I have been laughing my ass off imagining that they think they've taken all of them out, engage in finger-related fun times and then... idk what would even happen, but it's just rather amusing to me :D)
Sweet Jesus on a tourist boat...! That mental image made me flinch and attempt to cross my legs. You swine!!! :shock:
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grannypants · Fri May 06, 2016 7:13 pm

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IckleMissMayhem wrote: Really hope they're vlogging...!
maybe they got married under the waterfall like a certain adorable couple in the us office...
a girl can dream. #platonicbros4eva :platonic:
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SquishPhan · Fri May 06, 2016 7:14 pm

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vincentian wrote: Caspar's vlog (sorry I couldn't embed from this dodgy site) http://sendvid.com/xlqvqqma

at: 02.26-02.33, 04.30-05.37, 07.49-08.08
Thank you.

Of course the Dan and Phil group didn't win anything. :lol:
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Ablissa · Fri May 06, 2016 7:16 pm

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grannypants wrote: maybe they got married under the waterfall like a certain adorable couple in the us office...
a girl can dream. #platonicbros4eva :platonic:
Unless they already got married on their Japhan trip ;)

dont mind me just wishing i was right
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blueapple_x · Fri May 06, 2016 7:17 pm

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Niagara Falls! I guess they planned to do tourist-y stuff before coming to Toronto lol. They should get IHOP there! Btw, am I the only one with a dirty mind who laughed at Phil's tweet?
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smugpug · Fri May 06, 2016 7:20 pm

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grannypants wrote:
IckleMissMayhem wrote: Really hope they're vlogging...!
maybe they got married under the waterfall like a certain adorable couple in the us office...
a girl can dream. #platonicbros4eva :platonic:
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don't play with our hearts like this deppy
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akui · Fri May 06, 2016 7:22 pm

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grannypants wrote: see, i found this really interesting because i love phil but would 100% marry dan, and i think a lot of it comes down to us being similar in age (and therefore still in a teenagery tumblr phase of life if that makes sense plus i think he is bloody beautiful)
whereas i would prefer phil to be a best friend because he seems like such a supportive, kind and lovely person that being said, his cheekbones... damn
Oh I'm several month younger than Dan, but my father abandoned me so i now have a dad issue and only like order guys.

But yes Phil is a good friend, i wish they can both be my best friends! Dan and I can both passionately rant about movies for hours and Phil can pretend not to hear us. :thumb:
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majitzu · Fri May 06, 2016 7:23 pm

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Thanks God finally something
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akui · Fri May 06, 2016 7:23 pm

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Hahaha happy mickey pose strikes again

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Kathrynxjane · Fri May 06, 2016 7:25 pm

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Oh look a selfie.... Thank you Daniel it was what we all needed!

But how is he about to get wet and Phil says they just gotten wet?? :facepalm:

EDIT: are they wearing matching sunglasses?? Wow guys. :platonic:
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Cora · Fri May 06, 2016 7:27 pm

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Hold the fudge up...is that some 5'o'clock shadow on Phil?
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majitzu wrote: Thanks God finally something
Now all Phil (or Dan) needs to do is switch their fringe over so they can merge into one being.
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DryCereal · Fri May 06, 2016 7:27 pm

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Kathrynxjane wrote:Oh look a selfie.... Thank you Daniel it was what we all needed!

But how is he about to get wet and Phil says they just gotten wet?? :facepalm:
Phil was a lot quicker to post his pic than Dan? ;)

Wonder who took Dan's pic? (Guessing/hoping Martyn & Cornelia are there too...)
cora808 wrote:Hold the fudge up...is that some 5'o'clock shadow on Phil?
Looks like.
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jaej · Fri May 06, 2016 7:30 pm

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cora808 wrote:Hold the fudge up...is that some 5'o'clock shadow on Phil?
ooh i just noticed that, look at both of them! tour is rough, clearly
my name is jaejmine masters and i have something to say. dan and phil have fucked up japan :japhan:
phil lester threw the first brick at stonewall, we love a queer icon :biflag:
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