Moments like these remind me of of 2012 and early 2013 where Dan had his weekly upload schedule and never finished on Thursday but gave so little fucks about uploading times he dead ass uploaded at 5 in the morning anyway. *nostalgia*
Anyway, THERE it is~
Dan & Phil Part 58: Come in my lady door
Catallena · Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:39 pm
citizen_erased · Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:41 pm
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it's here, it's 25 minutes of that weird conjoined sweater thing, it's taken them like 2 seconds for the first almost-accident, I am living, this is a great day, see you all on the flipside
malday · Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:42 pm
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Aww the sweater was sold out, I'm thinking their friend who made them this one is Bryony?
relatablemood · Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:47 pm
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expected to have words but i don't. i don't have words. i only have smilies now.
they're so soft and funny and 2017 is best year thus far i don't wanna hear any disagreements
they're so soft and funny and 2017 is best year thus far i don't wanna hear any disagreements
i want dan's hair and phil's hips
blackdenim · Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:49 pm
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My internet is genuinely too slow to watch!
I'm slightly disappointed that they're not in 'Dan and Phil' formation so they're both using their bad hands haha. I would love it if conjoined baking became a YouTube tag too. I'd definitely give it a go if I had a YT channel
I'm slightly disappointed that they're not in 'Dan and Phil' formation so they're both using their bad hands haha. I would love it if conjoined baking became a YouTube tag too. I'd definitely give it a go if I had a YT channel
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anonymousdork · Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:52 pm
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This video is already too much
Your ass is where you feel all your most important emotions
obscureDnPreference · Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:55 pm
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I'm only seven minutes in and I needed to pause because IT'S TOO MUCH
"This is not children's television. I'm 26, I'm depressed, and I need edgy jokes to cope with my anxiety."
Daniel Howell, 10/30/17
Daniel Howell, 10/30/17
anonymousdork · Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:55 pm
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"The sound of our skin slapping together," I'm sorry I'm spamming so much but jeSUS
Your ass is where you feel all your most important emotions
parallel · Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:55 pm
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2012 Dan: We're not literally joined at the hip, haha
2017 Dan: lol lemme just put on my conjoined jumper where my best bro and i are literally joined at the hip at all times and cannot move and am always touching
2017 Dan: lol lemme just put on my conjoined jumper where my best bro and i are literally joined at the hip at all times and cannot move and am always touching
missemma · Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:02 pm
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I haven’t even watched the whole video yet but am coming here to say they definitely have two different kitchens.
I am definitely here for they have two flats theory, one which is for filming/work and the other one is their love nest.
I am definitely here for they have two flats theory, one which is for filming/work and the other one is their love nest.
malday · Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:03 pm
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They use an induction stove, and they are worrying about melting plastic...
rizzo · Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:04 pm
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Look. I know we're gonna talk a lot about every moment in this video because it was FANTASTIC, but... y'all... Phil's link description is "the literal other half" and I get the joke, but even still... rip me.

Ewok · Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:05 pm
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AHH.
The end screen card for Phil is "the literal other half."
My heart.

The end screen card for Phil is "the literal other half."
My heart.
»»-————𝓯𝓵𝓸𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓭𝓸𝓷𝓰————-««
allsaintshowell · Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:05 pm
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mood during the entire video:

alch · Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:07 pm
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rip me and rip 2012 dan's "we're two separate people" thing
quercussp · Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:07 pm
DatCog · Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:10 pm
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I don't know why but I just assumed they'd be wearing individual t-shirts under their conjoined sweater...I was so wrong
Think I'll need to watch again before I can come up with anything more.
Oh, and I'm very pleased to have confirmation that they have an island unit...I've waited a long time for this.
Oh, and I'm very pleased to have confirmation that they have an island unit...I've waited a long time for this.
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SquishPhan · Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:10 pm
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This video was definitely worth waiting for.
I laughed so much, it was incredible. 10/10.

I laughed so much, it was incredible. 10/10.
Cute.
Moony · Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:10 pm
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Does that mean Dan and Phil Symbiosis is relevant again

MaggieW · Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:11 pm
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Ahhhh I loved the video, and the baking-but-not-actually-baking turned out really good!! I think I could make a vegan version of those, but I'm not promising they will be good
Also, can I join you guys in the trash can? "The literal other half" completely ruined me.
Also, can I join you guys in the trash can? "The literal other half" completely ruined me.
quercussp · Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:11 pm
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I'm just gonna put it out there: they didn't need to be naked under the sweater, but they chose to spend half an hour grinding against each other's bare torsos.
onceinaugust · Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:11 pm
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This was just... so good. It wasn't as out of control as last year's, but I'm just going to put this on repeat for a while. Was it necessary to go shirtless under the sweater? Was it necessary to label Phil as the literal other half? Was it necessary to play fuck, marry, kill with the rice krispies elves? No, but I enjoyed every second. 
"You loved it, you want to do it more."
"Alright"
"Alright"
blackdenim · Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:13 pm
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Yes my theory rises! I'm 99% sure this isn't the kitchen we've seen before.
relatablemood · Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
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To the people who make the timestamps here, I love and appreciate you but this time, like.... the whole video is gold and essential viewing.
There's a few things I thought could be analysed/discussed but I'm too full of good vibes from the video to try and break it all down yet. Just, suggestive Phil, open Dan and eight-years-still-loved-up Phan is here to stay
*freckle voice* shoulllder slippp
There's a few things I thought could be analysed/discussed but I'm too full of good vibes from the video to try and break it all down yet. Just, suggestive Phil, open Dan and eight-years-still-loved-up Phan is here to stay
*freckle voice* shoulllder slippp
i want dan's hair and phil's hips
Ablissa · Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:15 pm
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What was that whole bit where they were like "we didn't do anything" and then Phil checked reddit??
Anyway, this video... I swear I thought they were going to kiss at some points, and I rarely ever do. I'm quite down to earth with my expectations and don't expect them to ever do anything like that on camera. But they just gave me such strong VIBES. Ugh. CUTEEEEEEEEEEE I don't even know what to say
blackdenim I'm shocked that the internet in London is so bad!
I live in Warsaw and it's great, come, I'll share 
Anyway, this video... I swear I thought they were going to kiss at some points, and I rarely ever do. I'm quite down to earth with my expectations and don't expect them to ever do anything like that on camera. But they just gave me such strong VIBES. Ugh. CUTEEEEEEEEEEE I don't even know what to say
blackdenim I'm shocked that the internet in London is so bad!

