kavat wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:26 pm

somethingsketchy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:13 pm

liola wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:42 am That fear when you travel to Stockholm on the same afternoon as Dan and Phil

I feel you. My anxiety level about going outside went down instantly when I realised they're not in the same country as me anymore.

I guess I'm picking up the baton in this relay race of anxiety then

liola wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:33 pm

kavat wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:26 pm

somethingsketchy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:13 pm

liola wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:42 am That fear when you travel to Stockholm on the same afternoon as Dan and Phil

I feel you. My anxiety level about going outside went down instantly when I realised they're not in the same country as me anymore.

I guess I'm picking up the baton in this relay race of anxiety then

If Sarahh's insta story was live then they should've arrived at the airport already and maybe even left. Which means I wouldn't be at the airport at the same.

Am I relieved? Am I sad? Who knows

LtrllySusan wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:40 pm

Is this another superhero movie reference?
Help, I am too uncool/old/boring to understand the boys these days.

ame wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:24 am im sorry but im just reading the transcript for the helsinki show and i just wanna post this in appreciation to @alittledizzy for sacrificing themselves to listening to Every Loki the Cactus™ Joke ever. a moment of silence please.

D: [loki. loki is dead. did you know loki is dead? because dan's gonna tell you loki is dead. whether you want to hear it or not. my dreams are crispy now.]

honestly, this made me laugh so hard, much more than the actual running joke itself

DryCereal wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:20 pm Tbh, I'm not sure what's more obnoxious, Phil whining about comfort on a flight that lasts less than an hour, or Dan once again painting an innocuous family-related stories in the worst/most dramatic light...

alittledizzy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:22 pm

DryCereal wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:20 pm Tbh, I'm not sure what's more obnoxious, Phil whining about comfort on a flight that lasts less than an hour, or Dan once again painting an innocuous family-related stories in the worst/most dramatic light...

I mean, would he really be Dan if he didn't do that?

DryCereal wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:25 pm

alittledizzy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:22 pm

DryCereal wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:20 pm Tbh, I'm not sure what's more obnoxious, Phil whining about comfort on a flight that lasts less than an hour, or Dan once again painting an innocuous family-related stories in the worst/most dramatic light...

I mean, would he really be Dan if he didn't do that?

I guess he's just living his "truth"

opendoor wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:04 pm

DryCereal wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:25 pm

alittledizzy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:22 pm

DryCereal wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:20 pm Tbh, I'm not sure what's more obnoxious, Phil whining about comfort on a flight that lasts less than an hour, or Dan once again painting an innocuous family-related stories in the worst/most dramatic light...

I mean, would he really be Dan if he didn't do that?

I guess he's just living his "truth"

It is so petty to be like 'this one experience has ruined car-ownership for me...forever' i relate tho

I liked the question, because a lot of the questions can just be dispatched by D&P giving generic advice and this one required them to talk about themselves. Dan's answer made me raise my eyebrows, as he didnt need to tell that story and I feel like he's mellowed out about his family recently.

That story's pretty brutal imo. I understand the car was just sitting there but I can't imagine my parents selling something of mine and not giving me the profits.

DryCereal wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:20 pm Tbh, I'm not sure what's more obnoxious, Phil whining about comfort on a flight that lasts less than an hour, or Dan once again painting an innocuous family-related stories in the worst/most dramatic light...

alittledizzy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:07 pm

opendoor wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:04 pm

DryCereal wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:25 pm

alittledizzy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:22 pm

DryCereal wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:20 pm Tbh, I'm not sure what's more obnoxious, Phil whining about comfort on a flight that lasts less than an hour, or Dan once again painting an innocuous family-related stories in the worst/most dramatic light...

I mean, would he really be Dan if he didn't do that?

I guess he's just living his "truth"

It is so petty to be like 'this one experience has ruined car-ownership for me...forever' i relate tho

I liked the question, because a lot of the questions can just be dispatched by D&P giving generic advice and this one required them to talk about themselves. Dan's answer made me raise my eyebrows, as he didnt need to tell that story and I feel like he's mellowed out about his family recently.

That story's pretty brutal imo. I understand the car was just sitting there but I can't imagine my parents selling something of mine and not giving me the profits.

I maybe should have put some kind of tonal indicator in the quote, because Dan was absolutely laughing when he said that about it ruining car ownership for him. He didn't sound all that broken up over it.

opendoor wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:20 pm

alittledizzy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:07 pm

opendoor wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:04 pm

DryCereal wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:25 pm

alittledizzy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:22 pm

DryCereal wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:20 pm Tbh, I'm not sure what's more obnoxious, Phil whining about comfort on a flight that lasts less than an hour, or Dan once again painting an innocuous family-related stories in the worst/most dramatic light...

I mean, would he really be Dan if he didn't do that?

I guess he's just living his "truth"

It is so petty to be like 'this one experience has ruined car-ownership for me...forever' i relate tho

I liked the question, because a lot of the questions can just be dispatched by D&P giving generic advice and this one required them to talk about themselves. Dan's answer made me raise my eyebrows, as he didnt need to tell that story and I feel like he's mellowed out about his family recently.

That story's pretty brutal imo. I understand the car was just sitting there but I can't imagine my parents selling something of mine and not giving me the profits.

I maybe should have put some kind of tonal indicator in the quote, because Dan was absolutely laughing when he said that about it ruining car ownership for him. He didn't sound all that broken up over it.

Oh good He's obviously sounded bitter about family-stuff before, but it's nice to know this was more of a joke.

I didn't mean petty in a negative way, really, I just mean Dan has a tendency to hold onto grievances, and its relateable.

Also this story really highlights how funny it was for him to be on that Jaguar panel last year.

opendoor wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:20 pm

alittledizzy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:07 pm

opendoor wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:04 pm

DryCereal wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:25 pm

alittledizzy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:22 pm

DryCereal wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:20 pm Tbh, I'm not sure what's more obnoxious, Phil whining about comfort on a flight that lasts less than an hour, or Dan once again painting an innocuous family-related stories in the worst/most dramatic light...

I mean, would he really be Dan if he didn't do that?

I guess he's just living his "truth"

It is so petty to be like 'this one experience has ruined car-ownership for me...forever' i relate tho

I liked the question, because a lot of the questions can just be dispatched by D&P giving generic advice and this one required them to talk about themselves. Dan's answer made me raise my eyebrows, as he didnt need to tell that story and I feel like he's mellowed out about his family recently.

That story's pretty brutal imo. I understand the car was just sitting there but I can't imagine my parents selling something of mine and not giving me the profits.

I maybe should have put some kind of tonal indicator in the quote, because Dan was absolutely laughing when he said that about it ruining car ownership for him. He didn't sound all that broken up over it.

Oh good He's obviously sounded bitter about family-stuff before, but it's nice to know this was more of a joke.

I didn't mean petty in a negative way, really, I just mean Dan has a tendency to hold onto grievances, and its relateable.

Also this story really highlights how funny it was for him to be on that Jaguar panel last year.

Ataraxia25 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:23 pm (i don't know if anybody already talked about this, sorry if i repeat stuff)

i just realised something : on sarah's story that she posted around 7 hours ago, am i the only one hearing dnp in the background?

ratlad wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:23 am

sparkle wrote: Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:06 pm This post functions as tomorrows daily request from Sparkle for a new dinof video. Please Daniel.

I'm properly angry for the first time in a long while so I'd like another video with something that caught me as off guard as the phrase 'laughter, food, and sex' did, and then trying to work out if Dan made two dick sucking jokes. Its been 3 months and its still my highlight of YouTube this year.

this worked with a phil video last time, so,
here we go:
dan... please.....
tomorrow. thank.
hopefully he will answer.

alittledizzy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:22 pm

DryCereal wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:20 pm Tbh, I'm not sure what's more obnoxious, Phil whining about comfort on a flight that lasts less than an hour, or Dan once again painting an innocuous family-related stories in the worst/most dramatic light...

I mean, would he really be Dan if he didn't do that?

In case anyone didn't see that bit, I'll put it under a cut. It is technically a spoiler but it's removed from show context totally and not a staple of the show.

This is random, but why don't you and Dan have cars?
D: That is random. But a valid question, okay.
P: Well, I don't think I could be trusted behind a wheel.
D: No. We saw Phil with a series of dramatic weapons earlier, that's what he'd be like with a car.
P: I would.
D: So, um. Yeah. There we go.
P: I have passed my driving test, but my driving instructor had just won the lotto. So I don't feel like he was really caring what I was doing, he was just thinking about his private jet.
D: He literally just released a murder vehicle into the world and he didn't care anymore.
P: But the other thing is, London's got such a good underground system - which is kind of a boring thing. But it's just like, we don't need cars because we can get anywhere we want to go-
D: We ain't got no parking in the city. Hello. I just - I've never had. I actually, I went to university, I saved up money for like a year to buy my first car, which was the worst car ever. And then - seriously - I went to university. My friend who didn't go texted me a photo of my car outside my parents house with a for sale sign in the window. And I was like - uh. So I called my mum and I was like, are you selling my car? And they were like, yeah well, we bought you, like, food for ten years, so we can just sell your car. They sold - they didn't even ask me. Ever since that happened I'm just like, you know, feelings hurt about cars now. Don't even want a car. And I also don't need to drive.
P: No.
D: So there we go. Be thankful that you don't drive on a road with Phil on the loose.

KatjaZoe wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:34 pm

alittledizzy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:22 pm

DryCereal wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:20 pm Tbh, I'm not sure what's more obnoxious, Phil whining about comfort on a flight that lasts less than an hour, or Dan once again painting an innocuous family-related stories in the worst/most dramatic light...

I mean, would he really be Dan if he didn't do that?

In case anyone didn't see that bit, I'll put it under a cut. It is technically a spoiler but it's removed from show context totally and not a staple of the show.

This is random, but why don't you and Dan have cars?
D: That is random. But a valid question, okay.
P: Well, I don't think I could be trusted behind a wheel.
D: No. We saw Phil with a series of dramatic weapons earlier, that's what he'd be like with a car.
P: I would.
D: So, um. Yeah. There we go.
P: I have passed my driving test, but my driving instructor had just won the lotto. So I don't feel like he was really caring what I was doing, he was just thinking about his private jet.
D: He literally just released a murder vehicle into the world and he didn't care anymore.
P: But the other thing is, London's got such a good underground system - which is kind of a boring thing. But it's just like, we don't need cars because we can get anywhere we want to go-
D: We ain't got no parking in the city. Hello. I just - I've never had. I actually, I went to university, I saved up money for like a year to buy my first car, which was the worst car ever. And then - seriously - I went to university. My friend who didn't go texted me a photo of my car outside my parents house with a for sale sign in the window. And I was like - uh. So I called my mum and I was like, are you selling my car? And they were like, yeah well, we bought you, like, food for ten years, so we can just sell your car. They sold - they didn't even ask me. Ever since that happened I'm just like, you know, feelings hurt about cars now. Don't even want a car. And I also don't need to drive.
P: No.
D: So there we go. Be thankful that you don't drive on a road with Phil on the loose.

It stood out to me that he said his parents bought him food for 10 years -- he moved out when he was like 18 or 19 right? What happened to the rest of the almost decade? I mean it wouldn't surprise me if it was just typical Dan not having his words come out right lol. But also make me wonder if maybe he lived with his grandparents for a bit or something? cause honestly that would kinda make sense.

ratlad wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:37 pm

KatjaZoe wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:34 pm

alittledizzy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:22 pm

DryCereal wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:20 pm Tbh, I'm not sure what's more obnoxious, Phil whining about comfort on a flight that lasts less than an hour, or Dan once again painting an innocuous family-related stories in the worst/most dramatic light...

I mean, would he really be Dan if he didn't do that?

In case anyone didn't see that bit, I'll put it under a cut. It is technically a spoiler but it's removed from show context totally and not a staple of the show.

This is random, but why don't you and Dan have cars?
D: That is random. But a valid question, okay.
P: Well, I don't think I could be trusted behind a wheel.
D: No. We saw Phil with a series of dramatic weapons earlier, that's what he'd be like with a car.
P: I would.
D: So, um. Yeah. There we go.
P: I have passed my driving test, but my driving instructor had just won the lotto. So I don't feel like he was really caring what I was doing, he was just thinking about his private jet.
D: He literally just released a murder vehicle into the world and he didn't care anymore.
P: But the other thing is, London's got such a good underground system - which is kind of a boring thing. But it's just like, we don't need cars because we can get anywhere we want to go-
D: We ain't got no parking in the city. Hello. I just - I've never had. I actually, I went to university, I saved up money for like a year to buy my first car, which was the worst car ever. And then - seriously - I went to university. My friend who didn't go texted me a photo of my car outside my parents house with a for sale sign in the window. And I was like - uh. So I called my mum and I was like, are you selling my car? And they were like, yeah well, we bought you, like, food for ten years, so we can just sell your car. They sold - they didn't even ask me. Ever since that happened I'm just like, you know, feelings hurt about cars now. Don't even want a car. And I also don't need to drive.
P: No.
D: So there we go. Be thankful that you don't drive on a road with Phil on the loose.

It stood out to me that he said his parents bought him food for 10 years -- he moved out when he was like 18 or 19 right? What happened to the rest of the almost decade? I mean it wouldn't surprise me if it was just typical Dan not having his words come out right lol. But also make me wonder if maybe he lived with his grandparents for a bit or something? cause honestly that would kinda make sense.

i think he just pulled a double digit number out of my ass

edit: i meant to say "his ass" but i didn't realize i said "my ass" until after i posted it but now i am laughing.

Catallena wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:53 am But we have heard the car story somewhere before right? Or am I going crazy?

kavat wrote: Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:14 am So we know they left Helsinki but so far we've had zero proof that they actually arrived in Stockholm. Did they accidentally board a plane to Oslo? Maybe they had to do an emergency landing on Åland? I'm impatient here.