Dan & Phil Part 67: Laughter, Food and Sex

kavat · Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:41 pm

Dan also liked this tweet because of course he did

malday · Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:43 pm

Dan being Phil('s hair) trash #1. What's new?

jaej · Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:45 pm

alittledizzy wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:10 pm
Sounds like the black is definitely staying.

liola · Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:08 pm

alittledizzy wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:10 pm
Sounds like the black is definitely staying.

I'm a very big fan of the black so I'm dancing on happiness lmao I just love the stark contrast with his fair skin and those blue blue eyes

Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:14 pm

It's almost that time again. Don't forget to drop in your thread name suggestions here!

autumnhearth · Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:19 pm

obsessivelymoody wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 6:55 pm
lying makes you go to hell (but i'm so glad it's here to stay)

Yeah the original tweet is bs, but it’s nice that he just wanted to answer questions about Phil’s hair for a bit. That’s what friends are for!

Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:45 pm

rizzo wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:29 pm
AroboticPhil wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:20 pm about phil sharing his straighteners:

cheers to dan for confirming that the moon room is shared! :alcohol:

No, no, clearly those straighteners were just in Dan's bedroom because Phil couldn't wake the baby or disturb Janice by doing his hair upstairs. And also it was in the bedroom because the bathroom mirror is broken. And Phil has no other friends as good as Dan, who will let Phil bring his straighteners over and do his hair in their bedroom.

scientia · Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:21 pm

alittledizzy wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:45 pm
rizzo wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:29 pm
AroboticPhil wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:20 pm about phil sharing his straighteners:

cheers to dan for confirming that the moon room is shared! :alcohol:

No, no, clearly those straighteners were just in Dan's bedroom because Phil couldn't wake the baby or disturb Janice by doing his hair upstairs. And also it was in the bedroom because the bathroom mirror is broken. And Phil has no other friends as good as Dan, who will let Phil bring his straighteners over and do his hair in their bedroom.

I’m doing that silent laughter where you shake and snort and try to cover your mouth while at my desk

ratlad · Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:42 pm

alittledizzy wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:45 pm
rizzo wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:29 pm
AroboticPhil wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:20 pm about phil sharing his straighteners:

cheers to dan for confirming that the moon room is shared! :alcohol:

No, no, clearly those straighteners were just in Dan's bedroom because Phil couldn't wake the baby or disturb Janice by doing his hair upstairs. And also it was in the bedroom because the bathroom mirror is broken. And Phil has no other friends as good as Dan, who will let Phil bring his straighteners over and do his hair in their bedroom.

i have to disagree, you see: Dan stole all of Phil's belongings and shoved him in a cupboard to continue to make videos for us and bring in the dough £££ since all of Dan's vids are demonetized. that explains the lack of uploads from him! oh, and he took all of Phil's possessions cause uhhh he hates him. and maybe Dan wanted to straighten his hair one last time.

JustMe · Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:44 pm

I love everything about the last two days.

Besides that, isn't it weird that Phil doesn't actually interact with his viewers other than 3-5 tweets after posting a video, about said video? Nothing about him or his life or even his fringe. Guess he's saving that up for tour..

Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:52 pm

JustMe wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:44 pm I love everything about the last two days.

Besides that, isn't it weird that Phil doesn't actually interact with his viewers other than 3-5 tweets after posting a video, about said video? Nothing about him or his life or even his fringe. Guess he's saving that up for tour..

To be honest, I just get the feeling that Phil doesn't like feeling vulnerable to the audience and his way around it is kind of the opposite of Dan's. Whereas Dan is likely to say something despite not wanting to handle backlash, Phil would prefer to just never actually seem to be asking for our input and therefore never feel a responsibility to factor our input into anything he does or show that vulnerability associated with asking people what they think of something. Considering for Phil changing his hair is quite a massive move, I'm sort of not surprised that he's doing it in a matter of fact way and not making a big deal out of it.

wiccamoody · Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:58 pm

Damn both of them tweeting about different things in one day? I'm here for it

somethingsketchy · Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:07 pm

obsessivelymoody wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:58 pm
Damn both of them tweeting about different things in one day? I'm here for it

Why would he get a flu shot in March?

hello9217 · Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:08 pm

JustMe wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:44 pm I love everything about the last two days.

Besides that, isn't it weird that Phil doesn't actually interact with his viewers other than 3-5 tweets after posting a video, about said video? Nothing about him or his life or even his fringe. Guess he's saving that up for tour..

I mean he replied to people yesterday after he posted the pics and he tends to reply to people after he tweets, video or not, but if you're looking for Phil to directly make a comment about his hair and the reasoning he decided to change it then yeah that probably won't happen. I always felt like Phil always tried to detract from his appearance; he made silly faces in photos, when asked to do a model strut he instead did a funny walk, etc. It's very refreshing to see Phil be less "brand heavy" and more of himself though- the 2018 Phil. I just think Phil doesn't want to make a big deal about it because that's just what he does. He lays stuff done and doesn't blatantly say what you're supposed to be noticing.

starwatersong · Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:28 pm

somethingsketchy wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:07 pm
Why would he get a flu shot in March?

My guess is pre-tour and meet up preparation — remember how he got sick immediately in Tatinof?

blackdenim · Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:01 pm

In the UK, you only get an NHS flu jab if you're over 65, pregnant, or have a BMI of over 40.

We can safely say Phil doesn't meet that criteria, so was this a private flu jab? Is he anti-socialised healthcare?!?!?!?! It would fit his Capital£ster branding...

greenergrass · Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:06 pm

blackdenim wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:01 pm In the UK, you only get an NHS flu jab if you're over 65, pregnant, or have a BMI of over 40.

We can safely say Phil doesn't meet that criteria, so was this a private flu jab? Is he anti-socialised healthcare?!?!?!?! It would fit his Capital£ster branding...

Wait, so if you don't fit those criteria, then you have to pay for the flu shot? Am I understanding that correctly? I'm pretty sure it's free for everyone here (canada), but I've never got one so maybe not.

Also, where's your proof that Phil isn't pregnant? Don't kill his dreams like that

Stakhanov · Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:08 pm

rizzo wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:29 pm
AroboticPhil wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:20 pm about phil sharing his straighteners:

cheers to dan for confirming that the moon room is shared! :alcohol:

Each to their own but I think that's an odd conclusion to draw from that tweet. He implies they shared straighteners and we have one photo of a straightener in Dan's room. So presumably Phil straightened his hair in Dan's room at at least that one occasion.
They live together, they spend a lot of time near one another, they might prepare and might freshen up for filming together. They've been known to share some clothes, and generally share a lot of things. So I don't see anything that remarkable here.
It's an interesting tidbit of information which may or may not mean anything, but doesn't give us any informatin at to make me jump to the conclusion that Dan has confirmed that they share his bedroom together as a 'master bedroom'.
If I found something like a hair straightener of a friend in the room of another friend he/she lives with, my immediate conclusion is not that they are sharing that bedroom. Given that I don't think they are in a romantic relationship, I don't see this as something that by itself offers confirmation or insight about their relationship status: it's way to ambiguous and insignificant a fact for that, imo.

Their tweets were pretty funny, and i feel like Dan knew what he was doing by tweeting about phil's fringe xD. 11/10 on the engaging your audience scale, and probs just a nice thing he could poke fun of phil with a bit.
I hope the flue shot works, flu is not limited to one season and they are going to see tons of people different hemispheres so it's a smart idea. To bad he also seemed to have used it as (yet another?) reason of sorts not to livestream

.

liola · Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:34 pm

Stakhanov wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:08 pm
rizzo wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:29 pm
AroboticPhil wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:20 pm about phil sharing his straighteners:

cheers to dan for confirming that the moon room is shared! :alcohol:

Each to their own but I think that's an odd conclusion to draw from that tweet. He implies they shared straighteners and we have one photo of a straightener in Dan's room. So presumably Phil straightened his hair in Dan's room at at least that one occasion.
They live together, they spend a lot of time near one another, they might prepare and might freshen up for filming together. They've been known to share some clothes, and generally share a lot of things. So I don't see anything that remarkable here.
It's an interesting tidbit of information which may or may not mean anything, but doesn't give us any informatin at to make me jump to the conclusion that Dan has confirmed that they share his bedroom together as a 'master bedroom'.
If I found something like a hair straightener of a friend in the room of another friend he/she lives with, my immediate conclusion is not that they are sharing that bedroom. Given that I don't think they are in a romantic relationship, I don't see this as something that by itself offers confirmation or insight about their relationship status: it's way to ambiguous and insignificant a fact for that, imo.

Their tweets were pretty funny, and i feel like Dan knew what he was doing by tweeting about phil's fringe xD. 11/10 on the engaging your audience scale, and probs just a nice thing he could poke fun of phil with a bit.
I hope the flue shot works, flu is not limited to one season and they are going to see tons of people different hemispheres so it's a smart idea. To bad he also seemed to have used it as (yet another?) reason of sorts not to livestream .

I feel like things like this always end up in the same way: what about the rest of the context? There's Phil's mirror in Dan's room, right there in front of the seat with the straightener. Why would Phil, who supposedly has his own room, not have things he uses basically every day in the space he lives in? This, coupled with everything else that is out there about their relationship makes it really logic to take a tweet like that from Dan as a 1+1 conclusion like the original post

blackdenim · Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:45 pm

whatdoiknow wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:06 pm
blackdenim wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:01 pm In the UK, you only get an NHS flu jab if you're over 65, pregnant, or have a BMI of over 40.

We can safely say Phil doesn't meet that criteria, so was this a private flu jab? Is he anti-socialised healthcare?!?!?!?! It would fit his Capital£ster branding...
Wait, so if you don't fit those criteria, then you have to pay for the flu shot? Am I understanding that correctly? I'm pretty sure it's free for everyone here (canada), but I've never got one so maybe not.

Also, where's your proof that Phil isn't pregnant? Don't kill his dreams like that

Yeah the NHS only immunises 'at risk' groups against flu - people who are likely to develop complications if they get it (To be fair, that also includes people with certain heart and respiratory problems which Phil could have and not share with us but that didn't fit the narrative of my joke). If anyone else wants a flu jab they have to pay around £20 for it.

Err I mean you're right, this is totally proof that Phil is pregnant! Shock twist - Phil was Janice all along!

Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:49 pm

blackdenim wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:45 pm
whatdoiknow wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:06 pm
blackdenim wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:01 pm In the UK, you only get an NHS flu jab if you're over 65, pregnant, or have a BMI of over 40.

We can safely say Phil doesn't meet that criteria, so was this a private flu jab? Is he anti-socialised healthcare?!?!?!?! It would fit his Capital£ster branding...
Wait, so if you don't fit those criteria, then you have to pay for the flu shot? Am I understanding that correctly? I'm pretty sure it's free for everyone here (canada), but I've never got one so maybe not.

Also, where's your proof that Phil isn't pregnant? Don't kill his dreams like that
Yeah the NHS only immunises 'at risk' groups against flu - people who are likely to develop complications if they get it (To be fair, that also includes people with certain heart and respiratory problems which Phil could have and not share with us but that didn't fit the narrative of my joke). If anyone else wants a flu jab they have to pay around £20 for it.

Err I mean you're right, this is totally proof that Phil is pregnant! Shock twist - Phil was Janice all along!

I feel like considering how sick Phil (and Dan!) got last time, they'd both consider it well worth it to get every possible advantage over germs on the tour.

Shit I mean, you're right, Phil was Janice. (Or Dan just slipped the nurse a twenty and said not to ruin Phil's dreams by saying he wasn't really eligible because he couldn't really be pregnant.)

greenergrass · Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:06 am

blackdenim wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:45 pm
whatdoiknow wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:06 pm
blackdenim wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:01 pm In the UK, you only get an NHS flu jab if you're over 65, pregnant, or have a BMI of over 40.

We can safely say Phil doesn't meet that criteria, so was this a private flu jab? Is he anti-socialised healthcare?!?!?!?! It would fit his Capital£ster branding...
Wait, so if you don't fit those criteria, then you have to pay for the flu shot? Am I understanding that correctly? I'm pretty sure it's free for everyone here (canada), but I've never got one so maybe not.

Also, where's your proof that Phil isn't pregnant? Don't kill his dreams like that
Yeah the NHS only immunises 'at risk' groups against flu - people who are likely to develop complications if they get it (To be fair, that also includes people with certain heart and respiratory problems which Phil could have and not share with us but that didn't fit the narrative of my joke). If anyone else wants a flu jab they have to pay around £20 for it.

Err I mean you're right, this is totally proof that Phil is pregnant! Shock twist - Phil was Janice all along!

Ah okay, £20 isn't too bad a price.

You're totally right! Phil is Janice, and Phil/Janice is dating Sabrina. Mystery solved, everyone can go home.

alittledizzy wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:49 pm (Or Dan just slipped the nurse a twenty and said not to ruin Phil's dreams by saying he wasn't really eligible because he couldn't really be pregnant.)

Dammit, another valid theory. The lads are really keeping us on our toes with this one.

SHITiveHITtheFANdom · Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:47 am

Hi IDB! It's been awhile since I've been on here - I had to step back from the Phandom after the whole diccourse because it was all just too negative for me.

I DO want to thanks to the couple of you who reached out to me in pm and made me feel better after opening up about my mental health and sexuality crisis (both ongoing, joy). I'm really grateful for your kind words!

So fortnite was a solid video, the Sims video was great, Phil is delicious, and the boys are both on fire with the Twitter replies (a special SO to the hilarious naked dance video Dan liked, my boys have been in hysterics).

In other news, guess who just got catfished by a supposed Daniel Howell on okcupid?!?

We had good convo going for a moment there before he blocked me for asking for proof of id (can you REALLY blame me? C'mon now

)
Anyways, I've screenshot the messages if anyone is interested in reading my brief exchange with "Daniel" (heaven help me if it WAS actually Dan

To think there is the slightest possibility I could have been the forevermore hated homewrecker of the Deppy house! I would die

)

So, d'y'all want the screenshots? Could be a fun little game of analysis

Edit: ooh I'm a Drama Llama now, what an appropriate level/status

Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:24 am

#RockTheVote

annoying dog · Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:32 am

SHITiveHITtheFANdom wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:47 am
In other news, guess who just got catfished by a supposed Daniel Howell on okcupid?!?

We had good convo going for a moment there before he blocked me for asking for proof of id (can you REALLY blame me? C'mon now )
Anyways, I've screenshot the messages if anyone is interested in reading my brief exchange with "Daniel" (heaven help me if it WAS actually Dan To think there is the slightest possibility I could have been the forevermore hated homewrecker of the Deppy house! I wou

So, d'y'all want the screenshots? Could be a fun little game of analysis

Edit: ooh I'm a Drama Llama now, what an appropriate level/status

Aah now I'm curious! I wouldn't mind knowing what they said

Dan & Phil Part 67: Laughter, Food and Sex

kavat · Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:41 pm

malday · Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:43 pm

jaej · Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:45 pm

liola · Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:08 pm

rizzo · Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:14 pm

autumnhearth · Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:19 pm

alittledizzy · Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:45 pm

scientia · Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:21 pm

ratlad · Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:42 pm

JustMe · Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:44 pm

alittledizzy · Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:52 pm

wiccamoody · Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:58 pm

somethingsketchy · Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:07 pm

hello9217 · Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:08 pm

starwatersong · Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:28 pm

blackdenim · Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:01 pm

greenergrass · Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:06 pm

Stakhanov · Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:08 pm

liola · Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:34 pm

blackdenim · Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:45 pm

alittledizzy · Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:49 pm

greenergrass · Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:06 am

SHITiveHITtheFANdom · Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:47 am

rizzo · Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:24 am

annoying dog · Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:32 am