1.15 - they're doing another live tour. dan seems eager to not get into explaining it now, phil gets in the spons and links
1.40 - phil squeaks that he did a few of the thumbnails too
2.10 - they made subscriber only emojis
4.15 - dan: don't know why i keep saying crack
4.40 - arguing, phil likes to break the rules. dan then breaks the rules and phil is concerned
5.00 - phil: where's my wasd! [dan face palms]
5.41 - phil: like a valiant gazelle, danny!
5.48 - dan: your watergirl? she's not a possession, she's her own person.
8.10 - phil: enter my female exit! [dan breaks down. phil says edit it out, dan says we can't]
9.25 - dan: phil i want to touch you, said jake. hopefully that's a slap.
9.40 - phil wants to know where his marshmallows went. dan teases and points at him when he's not looking
11.05 - phil (to dan): don't tell me what to do! i'm a strong independent watergirl.
11.23 - dan (to phil): shutup!
12.36 - phil: i can feel the veins in my head are pumping. dan: oo, pumping is not a nice word...
13.12 - dan: 'i can't blue you.'
[phil fucks up]
dan: [goes crazy] WHY WERE YOU RUSHING [pushes and pulls phil's chair with him on it, phil laughing]
14.10 - phil: alfie says go slower. alright, ALFIE, watch me go slower
14.35 - dan tries to tell phil to calm down. phil: sing me a lullaby.
dan: [sings the Jiggly Puff song, in the creepy Jiggly Puff voice. is it 2010 again?!]. Is that what you wanted?
phil: that was...weirdly good.
dan: a bit creepy? thank you.
phil: I'm slightly worried.
(this might be the cutest fkn thing they've done in years, i swear. i miss baby!dan - on camera, i don't think he's gone anywhere irl.)
15.08 - phil: i'm so nervous, my fingers are vibrating.
15.20 - phil sings You Raise Me Up
15.25 - dan: now it's just up to you.
phil: why is it always up to me at the end?
dan: i'm in front of my male exit.
phil: your male exit...
15.40 - dan: now just slide down the hole.
phil: ok, i'm down the hole, in that one, in this hole - [dan makes embarrassed cringe face, laughing] - and throuuugh the exit. [chuckles]
[dan holds up his hand in a 'stop', grinning].
17.08 - dan: down that, purple...
phil: [monotone] hole.
dan: chute.
17.16 - phil: this is me relaxing
dan: [high pitched, agreeing] yeah yeah yeah
[praising] good thinking!
17.25 - couples gamer bantz
18.22 - dan has a delayed reaction to phil saying 'releaase', throws him a very dirty sideways glance. why?
18.30 - 19.20: pleasant teamwork bantz.
19.46 - phil: you can't do the Papyrus voice, it is sacred to me, dan.
dan: alright. [snorts[
20.45 - phil: a flaming probe, above us
[dan looks surprised]
dan: above us? why would a probe be above?
phil: just go with it -
dan: beneath.
phil: above.
dan: above the male exit. [closed mouth grin]
phil: [laughs] unless we do...the- this...ri- I can't speak. [laugh]
Unless we do it right this time -
dan: they'll infiltrate the purple chute. [represses a cheeky grin]
[raises his eyebrow, cocks his head] I'm not shaming anybody. [prissy mouth]
(oh, dan. it's okay, we gotchu boy. we know. *taps nose*)
21.25 - phil: you don't need to tell me, Alan!
22.12 - domestic bickering
22.30 - [phil mildly annoyed] no you can't! ...alright. let's do it!
dan: ok fine, ill do it your way!
23.00 - phil: DANIEL!
23.40 - phil: i'm gonna go stand next to the girl zone. dan: the lady land.
24.40 - they want someone to lie and say their corgi is a helping dog and bring it to the tour. dan: it would help me!
25.36 - dan reads out a fan comment who's been watching for 8 years.
26.25 - dan: show me that diamondussy
phil: [sings ditty meme] ohh fireboy, he's a flaming boy. let's go...
[dan squints]
28.00 - watergirl has to do more work in the game.
phil: she's doing all the work! fireboy needs to give me more than half of that gem.
dan: yes.
phil: she's getting the whole gem.
dan: you could say there's no gemder equality. hah.
phil: hurr hurr
dan: [deadpan] it's true.
28.29 - phil: i'm just staring at those balls and i know we're gonna mess it up at the end.
dan; [makes a face]
29.16 - dan: [small high pitched voice] what?
29.47 - dan: right now, think about this. think about this!
phil: i am!
30.20 - phil thanks dan for doing something on offscreen in his soft, low voice
31.35 - [both sing ditty meme]
[high five]. phil tells dan off for dabbing.
32.10 - phil is so pleased with himself, he pokes his tongue out
25.10 - phil: it should be the lady-door tour.