alittledizzy wrote: Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:57 am Oh my god, I loved this video so damn much. I'm also pretty sure I've never written the word "gay" so many times in a set of timestamps.

:24 - Their lens broke.
:35 - Phil's nostalgia quest.
1:29 - They immediately write the girlfriends out as having run off together.
1:34 - Gay propoganda game.
2:44 - Gay global warming propoganda; a good social message.
3:51 - Boob King; so this was def filmed yesterday.
4:03 - "Insects are gross but lesbians should be allowed to run away and live their own life."
4:41 - "I'm scared, Phil."
5:00 - Phil childhood story, are birds animals?
5:55 - Phil encouraging Dan. (Dan's Eric Trump joke.)
6:09 - Our bath
6:48 - Phil gets verbally violent ("Goddamn bird. Idiot.") and jokes he's turning into Dan.
8:29 - Phil attracted to anthropomophized helicopters.
8:36 - They both get filthy over an apricot that looks like a butt.
9:20 - "We're hitting you with our gay agenda."
9:25 - Canon looks phallic.
9:31 - Dan calls Phil awesome at the game.
10:31 - Phil sponning. (Dan drafts a tweet.)
10:44 - "Philly L. OML."
11:12 - Phil is hungry, Dan is craving fine material.
11:20 - Phil navigates around rhyming with the word truck.
12:34 - Dan delivering a very 'I'm sorry, what? Try again.' boyfriend look.
12:45 - Phil says "cousins want to suck our brains out" and then giggles because he thinks it's inappropriate.
13:30 - Sans and Papyrus mention.
13:39 - Phil calls something 'dank.' Confirmed, they are one person.
13:50 - "Birthday part at a Wimpy." (Dan's, or he went to someone's?)
14:20 - Thick booty.
14:34 - Rainbow power activate.
14:54 - Phil is offended that the message is ginger people want to hurt you.
15:09 - "Fabulous ginger vampire backing his butt up into your face." (Potential blurb for The Urge 2?)
16:03 - Furries need to be removed from society.
16:10 - Phil singing Don't Stop Me Now.
16:48 - Dan is upset by the phrase 'tasty treat' - Phil is so amused by that I feel like there must be some inside joke there.
17:04 - "We are gonna be celebrating tonight."
17:24 - "Throbbing in the side of my head." "I'm glad you said head."
18:47 - "Get on top of him and fire into his head."
19:24 - Meditation mention (from Phil).
19:40 - End screen cuteness, and tree.

Catallena wrote: Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:12 am
On that note, here's my video commentary where I point out bits from a video, pick them apart, wiggle my eyebrows and make jokes of varying quality:

- "My annoying voice is back." King of self awareness.
- "It's a big gay propaganda game." Shook.
- Dan got eggplant emojis on the mind.
- "It's gay global warming propaganda." Shook x2.
- Dan wishes there were stars that kill everything in real life. Same tbh.
- Phil's school had a debate on whether birds are animals or not and Phil clarifies that he's not a moron.
- Dan goes on a rant about how games used to be more difficult and buying cheats but gets cut off by Phil dying.
- So we have this game to blame for all of Phil's generic pancake tweets?
- "Phil, there's a literal bag of cash over there." "omg omg YAAAS." Capita£ester jokes write themselves at this point.
- My new cat was chilling on my bed and he got spooked by Dan's high pitched scream. I'm sorry sweetie.. get used to hearing this loser screaming tho.
- Phil wants to fuck the helicopter from Cars.
- "Now this is an anti-capitalist statement." I kinda expected Phil to just go up in flames at hearing that sentence.
- "We're hitting you with our gay agenda." Warm welcome to our next thread title.
- Dan really got mind in the gutter today, first the eggplant and now the cannon.
- The smoothest segue into #spon Phil has ever done.
- Did we almost get Phil saying 'fuck' there in a rhyme attempt??
- Phil also got his mind in the gutter, giggling at 'suck out brains out'
- They're playing something Undertale related next week?
- "His thicc booty hit me when he turned into a person." and "Stop investigating under his cloak." all in two seconds.
- Dan brings up the ineviatbility of death. Phil 'I Wanna Be Immortal' Lester is not here for it.
- Dan has done a face heel turn on the furries and now wants them removed from society. Or that's what he wants us to think.
- My cat has been with me for less than 48 hours and is already done with Dan's screaming.
- But Phil, Dan is always thinking about you~
- Yesterday it was pizza, now it's burgers.. and they had their Christmas tree delivered. Theory: D&P got a thing for delivery guys.
- That end screen looks domestic as hell, I love death.