:08 - Phil nap shames.
:44 - Friendly/romantic pats on the back.
1:10 - Dan tries to talk over it but capitalester spon will not be interrupted.
2:23 - Phil thinks Dab might have had a sensual dream.
3:14 - Phil's panic reaction (to the fire) is to grab and hit Dan.
4:40 - Phil picks the light makeup option initially.
4:55 - Dan brings up Phil's vase habit.
5:05 - They have an option to take a bubble bath or a mud bath, Phil says "mud bath" and Dan's response is "Of course you'd say mud bath."
6:10 - Mad World
6:15 - They mention Phil's listening in on the neighbors arguing. (Phil: It was some tea.)
6:50 - Weighted blanket.
7:41 - Phil talks about waking Martyn up all the time, and their parents getting them bunk beds.
12:41 - North vs south terminology differences - knock-a-door run vs knock down ginger.
13:01 - Show me your pancake pussy.... .... .... kay.
13:16 - Phil got an after school detention for playing with a laser pointer.
13:38 - Phil asks what if Bob falls in love with Dab.
14:15 - One person gaming and the other reading is just "what you do" when you're hanging out.
14:33 - Phil's version of a heartfelt compliment is "Your shorts and very short and I like it."
15:43 - Dan sings Buble.
17:13 - Dan explains to Phil what 'messing around' is, which leads to Dan and Phil expressing some unresolved issues with how much their childhood peers bragged about sexual experience.
17:57 - "and they were THIS BIG" from Phil
18:13 - They start to sing "two bros sitting on a couch" and can't finish it with a straight face.