:06 - Dan's going to pillage us.
:25 - Dan talking about how he's done no laundry and will be wearing merch "for several videos."
:39 - tour spon then Rize spon.
1:53 - Phil says 'laddy ding dongs' - the brain mergining continues as planned.
2:30 - Meow bleep.
2:54 - "I wish I could drag you into the garbage." "Don't be mean, you've only got one Phil."
3:30 - Bob is touching the boob.
4:07 - Phil giggling over Dan saying "Mr. Sims."
5:17 - Dan and Phil leave Pancakes unspayed; Bob Barker is sad at them.
5:57 - "I have a notion, Mr. Howell."
6:00 - Dan sings "You have a notion / what is the theory" - mangled Buffy reference? Or reference to something else I'm unfamiliar with?
6:15 - Dan's first "when I was a teenager" flashback, talking about his Harry Potter cupboard.
6:45 - Phil out there plotting devan trysts complete with window sneaking.
7:58 - They edit out shifting all the rooms around.
8:15 - Dil and Tab's room is a "sensual relaxation paradise" according to Phil.
8:39 - Phil gets very excited over floating stairways.
8:53 - Phil fond reminiscing about getting his own room and picking out his green carpet. (Dan was not a fan.)
12:08 - Talking about going home for Christmas; Dan: "I have my own place, I've built my own life."
15:17 - Phil loves a high ceiling.
15:20 - Phil: "It's better than our b- it's better than our place."
15:26 - Phil says they don't have a jukebox, Dan looks two seconds away from whipping out his credit card and rectifying that. If Phil wants a fucking jukebox, Phil gets a fucking jukebox.
17:43 - Two bros chilling on a sofa one feet apart.
18:18 - "You don't just pull someone into your lair and tip them over." mmmm u sure bro. it seems like it worked on you.
19:58 - They bop to some s-pop.
20:09 - Phil's favorite dance move.
20:15 - Dan says to trust him, that spraying ketchup on someone totally works if you want to mess around. I do not trust him.
20:38 - That reacton to Tabitha is too real, I'm pretty sure Dan reverts to teenager again being caught messing around by his mom.
21:23 - Dan talks again about how awkward it is. He's definitely reliving some shit.