watsonian wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 3:57 am
* In the video description: Come see two rodents rubbing together on tour
0:58 Phil does not want his nipple pierced right now, thank you dan.
1:14 Dan's interpretation of pornography: latex. Phil's interpretation: people dressing up in whale suits.
1:29 Dan blushes visibly. Just thought I'd share that.
1:37 (Incorrect) They guess fake pregnancy but it's accepting boyfriend's pornography.
1:57 Phil roleplays as a vampire with very long teeth, sound effects included.
2:14 Dan roleplays as a horny Sonic the Hedgehog.
2:27 Dan and Phil discuss mammals in French.
1:37 (Correct 1) How to give a hickey.
2:45 Dan has never seen someone suck on someone else's nose and he's seen a lot of things.
3:00 Phil accuses Dan of not knowing what bronzer is.
3:10 Dan does know what a spon KKW beauty tutorial is. (But I do not.)
3:37 Dan's waist is safe for Jesus (in middle school).
3:40 (Correct 2) The middle school one.
4:00 Dan describes a TomSka sketch. D: "Girl walks into room. Has gun!"
4:30 (Incorrect) They guess Mr. Motivator but It's how to show respect.
4:35 Dan's pleased that Phil was wrong. It's possible he's forgotten they're playing as a team.
4:54 Can you believe Phil Lester invented flash mobs?
5:14 After some discussion, it is agreed that the man in the yellow shirt and sunglasses is a stripper.
5:25 Dan and Phil have a best friends club. It's just them. (please refer to time stamp 7:00 for an explanation as to why.)
5:32 (Correct 1) Friends club.
5:33 Dan's response to getting a correct answer: "No!"
5:45 Phil pretends to be a spider descending on Dan. Four times. With a Skyrim spider edited in for visuals. Rude.
6:05 (Correct 2) Horror movie.
6:05 Sign Phil is for some horror movie snuggles/clinging for your life.
6:08 Phil says they've just gotten 4 in a row correct. All men do is lie.
6:50 An episode of Planet Earth they watched has led Dan to believe snakes prefer lizard flavored mice. Phil accepts this logic and it reminds him of eating carrots.
7:00 Dan Howell's advice on how to make friends: "Rubby rub together."
7:25 Phil's mum used to hide pieces of carrot in chicken nuggets. Dan is afraid of Phil's mum.
7:37 (Correct 3) Feed a snake
7:40 Phil lies to us again. P: Yes! 5 out of 5!
7:44 Dan wants Phil to not say "give me those fingers." (what is this hypocrisy, pro-probing daniel?)
7:50 Slow motion #babuse.
8:00 Is that a child or an old lady? Dan and Phil can't tell.
8:13 Dan does a weird thing with his face.
8:31 D: Who's to say that old people can't have crushes on their best friends? P: She's six.
8:36 (Correct 4) Phrases in Esperanto
8:39 Phil lies to us a third time "6 for 6!" and then tries very hard to form a 6 with his fingers.
9:34 Phil does not want full responsibility for winning or losing. Dan gives Phil full responsibility anyway.
9:37 Cute Phil hides in his cute shirt.
9:40 (Incorrect) They guess dangerous roommate but it's how to be an airhead.
10:25 Phil got the last one wrong and thinks Dan should go with his answer. D: No, no, no, Phil's making his decision.
10:32 (Correct 1) It's Laguna Beach.
10:50 Dan says "You are so unique and amazing that no art could ever capture your essence." Phil pouts intensely because he's expecting an insult.
11:00 Dan insults himself instead. No Phils were insulted in the making of this video.

They never do get 5 in a row.