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Those gifs omg, excellent thread name.

I'm with Dan. A sweet light breakfast is the best.

I'm glad I watched Dan's insta stories on mute because mouth noises make me cringe. He looked cute though and that breakfast looked amazing!

They need to be archived here:

I have never been made so hungry SO quickly in the morning. Checking Dan's insta stories in bed was torture, especially when all I have is hard-boiled eggs and banana.

Damn you, sir. Damn you.

While I'm hoping we'll get some cool Mumbai stories (or like, a video or a liveshow, I'm not picky), it's a bit slow so I thought I'd share this thread of Phil looking done with everything that made me cackle at 6:30 in the morning

Now I really want them to get here because while Brazil has been incorporating lots of cultures for breakfast and hotels offer you a lot of options, our traditional breakfast is..... fruit.
Can you imagine how shook they would be?

i'm speechless

I literally couldn't stop laughing at Phil's tweet. Just.. HOW. WHY. Please I need to know more about that.

i genuinely don't understand how someone can think dan is
1) a child
2) phil's

And this iconic tweet: I'm laughing so hard

Really though, wth, bartender?? Dan is/does look A BIT younger but not THAT much! I am offended on Phil's behalf

I don't get it! Does Phil look so much older in person that dan somehow looks younger by comparison?
Also Phil's replies have me dying of laughter

LMAO I'm cackling like a damn witch at the whole situation and Phil's responses. The sass mastah from Manchestah is back y'all! But poor Dan doesn't even look that young, he looks like a completely normal guy in his mid twenties. How has he been mistaken for a child on this tour twice now? And Phil doesn't look quite old enough to be the father of a son in his late teens. Younger teens might be possible I guess.

I'm dying, I love this. I'm going to need Dan to drop his skincare routine.

To be fair, if I didn't know who Dan was and someone said he was like, 17...I probably wouldn't question it. But Phil very much looks his age to me, if not a bit younger.

I laughed but a tired part of me is sighing. The anecdote is funny for sure, but thinking how often strangers see Dan and Phil’s closeness and go ‘are they brothers? Are they twins? And they FATHER AND SON?’ just makes me kind of tired. Nah dude, they’re just queer.

It was funny though. That’s twice Dan’s been mistaken for a child this tour.

oh, this is too good. Though someone replied on Twitter that the drinking age is 25 which google tells me is the case in some states, but otherwise it’s 21 and Dan could pass for 20, I guess, certainly 24. Still funny.

im sitting here on my phone reading his replies and for a second i genuinely forgot im reading phils tweets and not a fan account memeing to phil....idk how to describe it but like ive never noticed this until that "idk i cut it off" tweet

flarequake wrote: Thu Sep 20, 2018 4:13 pm oh, this is too good. Though someone replied on Twitter that the drinking age is 25 which google tells me is the case in some states, but otherwise it’s 21 and Dan could pass for 20, I guess, certainly 24. Still funny.

18 for wine, 21 for beer and 25 for liquor in Mumbai. I’m guessing they were having cocktails. Still hilarious.

THANK YOU, that's what we're saying

i'm dead and dying and also deceased from ppl thinking that Phil is Dan's dad. reminds me of that formspring answer from Phil: "he is my son"
i hope someone is able to record the liveshow!!! thank u to whoever will!!

I’m recording today, my pals. Totally didn’t move my uni schedule for this, I would never.

sonicgreen wrote: Thu Sep 20, 2018 5:57 pm I’m recording today, my pals. Totally didn’t move my uni schedule for this, I would never.

Just like I would Never move a conference call to watch...

for once, i loved the 'we drag people' part it was hilarious