itasca00 wrote: Sun Sep 23, 2018 12:55 am As others have said, this video was FULL of one liners. Here are some of my faves:

• [1:37] Phil the pun master is here, and he's exposing some of his bare chest to us all.

  P: Also, I wore this specially because it is a pug T.

• [2:19] A window into Dan's mind:

  D: I feel like I need a gaming mode but for life.
  P: What is that?
  D: So I can just turn it on, and, then, nobody can call me or text me. And then, also, my network is boosted mentally--
  P: Yes.
  D: --for the video game, lest I’m thinking about anxious things--
  P: That would be good.
  D: --like cringe attacks from ten years ago.

• [2:46] Are you kidding me, Phil?

  P: Is there no crotch protection?

• [2:54] Lots of nice facial expressions from dear Daniel.
• [3:21] Dan thinks Phil is copying him.

  D: I see what message you’re trying to send here, and I’m taking it as a compliment. *smiles at the camera*

• [4:34] Great expression, Phil. I love it.

  P: Holy crapola!

• [5:16] Hmmm. No comment.

  D: Now, let’s just gaily drift forward.

• [5:36] Really, Phil?

  D: I am now sprinting naked across half the map to try to find you.
  P: Save me, Dad!

• [6:51] Dan and Phil: One singular entity confirmed.

  D: Dan and Phil: King of all battle royales.

• [8:02] Okay. Yes. Good.

  D: I think we’re both very kinky right now, Phil.

• [8:32] Dan and Phil role play.
• [12:12] Dan and Phil who? I only know the Kawaii Lads.

  D: Don’t mess with the Kawaii Lads! That’s what our clan’s gonna be called.
  P: Is that our new gang?
  D: Kute Bois. With a “K.”
  P: Kute Bois on Tour.

• [13:51] Dan leaves Phil hanging on a high five, so Phil smacks him in the head instead.
• [13:54] Mmhmm. Sounds about right.

  P: What are you doing?
  D: I’m just appreciating your...thighs.
  P: Stop it!
  D: That’s a very high skirt. It kind of makes me feel uncomfortable. I don’t know how I feel about this.
  P: Don’t shame me and my outfit choices.

• [15:48] Dan and Phil both scream after winning.
• [16:17] Phil's heading home, and a dog is on his mind.

  P: Dog that I don’t have yet.

• [16:47] Dan and Phil on the OnePlus 6:

  D: It’s one thicc bih, pe--Actually, well, it’s very--
  P: It’s a thin bih.
  D: It’s very skinny.

• [17:14] Something to look forward to on DanAndPhilGAMES:

  D: We’ll be, like, cosplay gamers that wear schoolgirl outfits and maid outfits while streaming--
  P: Yes.
  D: Whilst also serving the pro gameplay, which is the niche that not many other people have managed to get in.
  P: Totally.
  D: The future of DanAndPhilGAMES. There you go.

• [17:39] Some closing words of wisdom:

  P: Don’t shoot people while wearing anime costumes.
  D: But do look good in skirts.

• Their merch links in the video description are again both danandphilshop.com. What the heck?