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How Not to Drive with Dan and Phil (23 October 2018)

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lefthandedism · Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:57 am

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"If you're left-handed, ask a friend."
"Why am I left-handed?"
"Everybody makes mistakes."

lefthandedism · Fri Oct 26, 2018 3:04 am

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itasca00 wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:29 pm That was a fun video! Although, I'm kinda really ready for Spooky Week to begin. Here are my highlights:
  • [1:43] Phil thinks a giant moustache would suit Dan, and I beg to differ.
  • [3:27] Dan puts his hand on Phil’s shoulder. Clearly, the mukbang has had a lasting impact on Dan.
  • [5:54] Dan wheels Phil into the center of the screen. For some reason, this stands out as a cute moment to me. :shrug:
  • [6:22] I find Phil's idea of who was in the crashed car interesting:
    P: I’ve already caused a crash! I’m sorry!
    D: No, as long as you survive, it’s fine.
    P: Justin and the kids!
  • [6:55] Dan tickles Phil’s face with the fake cactus from TATINOF. Phil complains that it went right into his “ear hole.”
  • [7:35] First, there was the "private_sexy_photo.jpg" in the highly realistic simulation in Introactive Introverts. Now, there's this. I think they might be trying to tell us something... 😏
    D: “Oh, Phil, I love you,” says the mysterious person you’re sexting while driving.
    P: No.
    D: “Come on, Phil.”
    P: I killed someone. I killed someone.
    D: “Send me a sexy picture.”
    P: No, I’m not sending anyone a sexy picture.
  • [7:55] Dan recreates some texts he might send Phil:
    D: “And come on, Phil. It’s time to go home.”
    P: No, it’s not. It’s not.
    D: “Why? Aren’t you looking forward to having some pizza?”
    P: No. No.
    D: “Delicious pizza.”
    P: I don’t want any pizza.
    D: “What kind of pizza shall we eat?”
    P: Dan, this is too hard.
    D: “I don’t know.”
  • [8:54] There's a weird close-up on Dan’s mouth as he says the word “now,” and I don’t understand.
  • [9:17] I have to agree with Dan, but thanks for sharing, Phil!
    P: I’m glad I blew my nose before this because otherwise you might see some things.
    D: That is incredibly TMI.
  • [10:19] Wouldn't it have been nice if Phil's suggestion had actually happened?
    P: What are you doing behind me?
    D: Nothing! I’m just--I’m just gonna--
    P: Am I gonna get a nice massage?
    D: N--No, that’s not it.
  • [10:24] Dan starts pushing Phil around their apartment in his chair. It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt, which Phil does when he falls out of the chair at [11:06].
  • [11:33] Nice choice of words by Phil:
    D: What did you just do to that family?
    P: They rear-ended me.
    D: What did you just do to that innocent family?
    P: They were--They were right in my ass.
  • [12:32] 10/10 promo for the phone. I know this description makes me more likely to buy it!
    D: The thick bih. Okay.
    P: It’s one thick bih.
    D: It’s got eight gigabytes of RAM.
    P: Eight gig.
    D: Ain’t no lag here.
    P: No lagussy.
    D: Switches between those apps--you ruined it. You ruined it.
    P: I didn’t ruin it.
    D: I was just trying to--Okay.
  • [12:42] Dan shouldn't be allowed to say things like this. It could kill me.
    D: So, obviously, Phil wins nothing for that.
    P: Hey!
    D: Other than maybe a participation trophy.
    P: I think I could get some kind of award.
    D: Maybe a little sticker for your boo boo.
    P: Yeah.
    D: That’s the worst thing I’ve ever said.
  • [13:17] Phil invites Dan to tap the phone screen with him, and he does. :D
  • [14:00] Yes, nice rhymes. There's nothing more to see here.
    P: So, the game and all of the info is at the link in the description.
    D: Hope that tickles your pickle.
    P: Yeah, or taps your...app?
    D: Your bap?
    P: Bap?
    D: Let’s not rhyme that.
    P: Don’t tap my bap.
  • Throughout the whole video, Dan kept pressing his moustache back onto his face, and I found it adorable.
  • Fuck yes! Dan’s merch link is shop.danielhowell.com, and Phil’s is amazingphilshop.com. Please let this be a permanent change!
"If you're left-handed, ask a friend."
"Why am I left-handed?"
"Everybody makes mistakes."

lefthandedism · Fri Oct 26, 2018 3:07 am

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obsessivelymoody wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:44 pm They really know how to do engaging spons, it's great. And ngl I did spend some time looking at Dan's bow (rip). Also I'm sure this is beating the dead horse, but Phil really does look great with a bit of his roots showing. But aside from the superficial, I took some notes under the cut

-Of course we start with a dead vine. wlw mlm solidarity tho
-I like how we all know Phil's not a great driver but Dan's just whipping out the facts. I love being reminded that he is indeed Phil's #1 fan
-nice spongebob interlude
(1:50) - Dan's "where did you go" to Phil is awfully endearing
(2:07) - D: "They're all covered in lint from the bottom of our chest" I love the use of our for "Phil's" prop chest ahh
-can't say the mustache is a look
-Phil just wants a pat on the head aw
(5:51) - P: "Just don't tickle me or put any animals on me" ...right
-I love that Dan's sexting talk is "I love you". And I definitely did not play that over several times before continuing. No, I would never
(9:06) - Phil's soft "what does that mean" is just really nice
-lol a little domestic about charging things
-I like how Phil hopes for a nice massage
-Nice ceiling tour. I would love to see Dan spinning Phil around the filming flat
-lmao they're never going to drop "bih" or "ussy" are they?
-"Maybe a little sticker for your boo boo" oh Dan that's far too cute
-"tickle your pickle" and "taps your bap" I expected nothing less from them tbh

"If you're left-handed, ask a friend."
"Why am I left-handed?"
"Everybody makes mistakes."

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