alittledizzy wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 4:35 pm
:5 - Opens with Dan being upset by a memory of "It's Time" - which is apparently from pinof 6.
1:48 - Phil paints a mental picture of what he currently looks like.
2:09 - "This is what happens when you buy clothes without consulting me first." Then calls Phil buying things for himself as 'rebelling.'
3:14 - Dan talks about his job interview process.
3:50 - Phil tries to give some real advice and I am physically transported back to the II advice section.
5:00 - Shrimp adventure! They're downsizing.
6:36 - There is a mystery hole in their wall.
7:22 - Phil talks about his grandmother calling the area in her house where she stores all her stuff 'a little gloryhole.'
8:55 - Dan is a dumb bitch and that's the topic for the day: things school didn't teach us.
9:23 - Dan says he and Phil have failed in a good direction as adults.
10:08 - Curriculum convo (brief silence in my recording during that part, because thanks Stereo)
11:44 - Phil's adult fail that he thinks school should teach is laundry/ironing.
12:54 - Dan's laundromat crisis at university.
15:03 - Taxes.
16:24 - Grocery shopping. Phil's "Oh, Dan." here. ;_; Phil tells a lettuce story.
20:00 - Phil talks about the pneumatics class.
22:15 - Sign language/languages in school.
24:07 - Dan talks about when he had a car and he took it into a garage and it turned out to be out of gas. Dan mentions his dad should have done - Phil adds in 'or your mum' and Dan says he specifically means HIS parents.
26:36 - Dan questions Phil on why every segment they've ever done on anything has a news segment. Phil thinks the tv news doesn't cover the weird stuff enough.
27:05 - The question is what will 2071 be like. (Dan immediately brings up climate change.) It relates to a news story where a woman found a letter she wrote in 1969 about what the future will be.
29:00 - Dan's breakdown over Phil reading starts and continues on for over a minute.
30:43 - Climate change audio message.
31:29 - Audio message about robots being a sexuality.
33:04 - Audio message about everyone being born with antenna.
33:56 - Dan mentions Wall-E.
34:32 - Audio message about them teaching spinach how to send emails.
35:05 - They talk about Pengu for a bit.
35:30 - Dan's thoughts on the future. He says a lot of words.
36:58 - Phil's thoughts on the future: you're gonna be able to record your dreams.
37:20 - Fish dreams. Phil dreamt about having eight new betta fish and shopping for tanks with Dan.
37:54 - Dan says a lot of words. Few of them make sense. Phil says "Yeah." occasionally.
39:08 - One more from the audience becuase Phil needs to 'get rid of the disturbing feeling' after Dan's rant.
39:25 - Dan ends the segment on a wholesome note.
40:04 - Dan introduces the next segment: Dan the Business Man.
40:49 - There is a stretch of silence here where Stereo was messing disconnecting, only briefly intercut with Dan saying "work the shaft."
41:29 - Audio comes back with some kind of comment on fashion/removing color.
41:45 - Phil's idea is a sock detector. Each sock has a microchip and an app traces it.
42:30 - Audio message: nose sock company. (Phil says he doesn't like scarves. Somewhere, Auntie Roz weeps.)
43:38 - Audio message: Microwaves that make food out of thin air. Dan approves it based on the energy alone.
44:25 - Audio message: Cactus dildo. Cactus dildo. Cactus dildo.
45:17 - Audio message: A library that is a cafe and a bakery.
47:23 - Very wholesome Dan sign off.