I somewhat regret using the first line of Katy Perry's 2010 hit "California Gurls (feat. Snoop Dogg)" as the title of this intro thread. Hope it isn't too familiar.

I used to post on the first threads on that other site. If anyone's read them, I probably now disagree with every single thing I ever posted, I was very #demonesque at the time. I started lurking again because one can never truly stop being obsessed with Phan. I was clean for 2 years, but have been lurker trash for the past year.

I'm 24, a Scorpio, a former Kanye stan, and I just spent an hour skipping the smutty parts of a phanfic on my phone to get to the angst.

I feel the urge to greet you in the traditional monotone 'Hi alcoholicferrets' that all PA Meetings (Phandom Anonymous) should have.

alcoholicferrets wrote:I just spent an hour skipping the smutty parts of a phanfic on my phone to get to the angst.

I relate to this. I've probably spent as much time (if not more) skipping smut to get to what I really wanna read as I have reading smut.

Welcome (back)!

Love the username. What inspired it?

spider wrote:Love the username. What inspired it?

I used to be very ~*rAndOm*~.

alcoholicferrets wrote:

spider wrote:Love the username. What inspired it?

I used to be very ~*rAndOm*~.

I have it on good authority that this bodes well for your potential Youtube career and branding.

Welcome

I was just reading your post in the GG thread and seeing that you were around in the beginning I'm now interested to hear your take on D&Ps relationship and what it was really like back then looking forwards to you joining in again x