0:05 - They've completely lost any sense of boundary from channel to channel. Eventually they'll just have one intro and use a randomizer to decide what channel something goes on.
0:51 - I think I'd be more afraid that flaying Phil and wearing his skin is Dan's endgame plan.
1:02 - Phil's little finger tap on Dan's shoulder.
1:33 - Dan v excited to do Phil's hair. V cute, pls do more. (Not Dan doing Phil's hair but Dan's random spontaneous excitement over little things.)
2:12 - Dan's open mouth expression as Phil shows off the scarf. Aw, Dan, did you think Phil bought that for a different reason? Maybe you're very good later he'll bring it back out.
2:16 - Phil's "Fold it" and turning toward Dan expectantly - ugh. Something about the particular note of domestic that automatic clothes adjusting hits... I'm into it.
2:37 - Dan sasses Phil for not knowing how to put the cape on, Phil acts affronted, Dan immediately switches to sassing himself for sassing Phil.
3:39 - Petting!
3:52 - Hand grabbing! Nipple play!
4:00 - Phil's little squeak when Dan pounces!
4:24 - Ab pokes!
4:34 - Playful slappy-fighty Phil.
4:36 - "cwunchy woll"
5:15 - Dan specifying Phil is playing Haru bc Phil has black hair... not Phil is just a kind boyfriend who agreed to fulfill Dan's fantasies by dressing up as his most lusted after anime character.
6:20 - Phil in the instructor role is so hot.
6:37 - Phil holding Dan's eye open is so disturbing.
6:40 - I would be Dan here. Nope no contacts nothing in my eye no.
7:36 - That look Phil gives Dan. That tone of voice. I don't know what it's doing to me, but it's doing something. (And I like it.)
7:45 - Dan pushing his hair back. (I also don't want to seem naive because I do think they plan these out together but Dan's surprise seemed genuine so, nice acting.)
8:05 - Tentacle porn reference #1
8:47 - Not a fan of the wig on Phil. In fact, this just makes me hope he never stops dying his hair black.
9:19 - But I am a fan of the way Dan leans forward to look at Phil from the front as he says "2017 branding."
10:13 - Tentacle porn reference #2 ("Good thing you're not a schoolgirl." lmao)
10:31 - ... beak joke? dick joke? beak dick joke?
10:56 - "You don't know him, guys."