visiblelurker wrote:Beasty BangGang: Dan and Phil play Gang Beasts

0:32: two little podgy things. (yes I agree)
1:00: ohmygodabear
1:18: dan in december as a onesie
1:23: phil jumps straight into a flaming pit
1:49: i’ve got you by the fucking dick...NO!
2:25: I’m taking him to the edge (is it just me who has a dirty mind?)
2:37: SWINE!
2:55: phil- how do I punch? Comic sans: we only just met.
3:02: looks like we’re breeding/mating. It does. (Yes I agree)
3:11: Phil dragging Dan’s corpse onto the tracks to make sure he is dead.
3:13: what the fruck? (this is a good descriptor for the video)
3:20: P: I’m less about the exploring and more about throwing you off the edge. D: Nah I’m all about the roleplay.
3:45: MOTHER!
4:44: come across to me
4:48: dan’s face
5:43: stay away from my timbers
5:48: this entire sequence of phil killing dan: drop, catch, and success. I was just rooting for that little green chicken.
6:07: get off my … frill
6:36: don’t fall down the crack...instantly falls. Also this applies to the whole video but god the comic sans commentary was on point.
7:12: its so hard (in unison)
7:38: phil..phil..I’m just getting use to it. (seriously the arm reaching of the little green chicken.) Are you? Are you? Yeah. (they sound so fricking domestic. *also sidenote: i paused the video at 7:42 to write this note and the little green chicken looks like it is twirling the little blue bear. It is adorable. I may have to start a forum or tumblr account or something for the little green chicken).
7:51: im not letting go (Jack) and then they both die. How the Titanic should have ended.
8:10: oh shit we’re together
8:30: quite comfortable tbh. Stay here forever
8:45: hello i am the chicken and i am the king of this blimp
8: 53: i’ll grab you. I’ll save you. Save me. No save me. Nooooooo. Philll where were you?
9:16: the little green chicken and the little blue bear holding hands as they fall to their doom
9:32: I am fond of their tangents in the middle of games.
9:37-9:41: fond. So much fond.
9:57: gotcha by the turkey bits
10:35: i’m gonna bang you against the side. (apparently they banged three times)
10:44: this is not one of my kinks
11:10: philly trash talk: you are going into hibernation. (it is improving although no take religion)
11:17: get your hand from underneath my leg
11:30: survive little green chicken! You can do it.
11:34: I’m holding you by the ass
12:07: this game is like us if we actually had a fight (do not take this timestamp seriously. Just let me live in my trashcan).
12:41: danisnotabear and acluckingphil.

alittledizzy wrote: Beasty Banggang - Dan and Phil play: Gang Beasts
:16 - Fond Dan look.
:20 - Prelude to priss face.
:32 - I don't know what this face Dan is making is, but it's cuet.
1:00 - Phil is more excited at seeing the bear one than Dan is. "That could be you!!"
1:07 - Cat and Bear can't even save themselves, actually, but they're cute doing it.
1:21 - Phil is really a fan of just mashing buttons without figuring out what they do.
1:50 - "I've got you by the fucking dick."
2:14 - Is Phil aware that you can't sneak up on someone when they can see your screen, and you're also narrating your movements?
2:34 - I am so into watching them concentrate hard on playing a game.
2:44 - Dan's hand on chest as he brags like a little shit.
2:49 - I would actually hit Dan for his mocking while explaining controls.
2:56 - Those captions, Dan.
3:01 - "It looks like we're breeding." And then in case that was too subtle: "It looks like we're mating."
3:07- Timestamp to mark the moment I actually laughed at a DAPG video. "I'm a hundred percent dead."
3:11 - Apparently "fruck" is on the Phil-approved curse word list.
3:20 - "Nah, I'm all about the role-playing." We know, Dan. We've seen the onesie collection.
3:35 - Commemorating the second time I've ever laughed at a DAPG video.
3:46 - The moment I realized I actually love that video.
4:00 - "That's not how the London underground works. It's a good thing you don't go outside, Phil."
5:32 - High Dan voice.
5:44 - "Stay away from my timbers!"
5:52 - Phil delicately dropping Dan from the edge.
6:22 - Dan clap-and-sing.
7:25 - Better than Titanic.
7:40 - Dan is very used to Phil trying to fake him out in games, and doing it very badly.
8:25 - Dan doing his pouty loser face as he leans back in the chair, then recovering and telling Phil he did good. Ahhhhhhhh.
8:45 - Phil's impromptu voice acting skills, nice. "I am the chicken and I am the king of this blimp."
8:50 - Suddenly they forget they're competing and just try to save each other.
9:00 - Punchy punch.
9:19 - "Well, if I see anybody hanging off a bridge, I am not gonna get Phil to help. I'm just putting that out there."
9:47 - I call this part Dan and Phil Reference Memes I Don't Get.
9:57 - Dan has Phil by the turkey bits again.
10:04 - Phil will give Dan the dental work he needs. As someone said on twitter, Dan really can't say no one indulges his kinks.
10:25 - Eevee springs out of nowhere to backhand Dan for a consent joke.
10:48 - "Bear. More like. No."
10:58 - "Bro, you need to slow down with your violence."
11:11 - Dan says he doesn't want to go into hibernation. When will the lies stop?
11:33 - They're having so much fun. I'm having so much fun.
11:49 - Though to be fair I think Dan is having fun because he won.
12:14 - Wow I can't believe Dan and Phil sold out to Jarritos and put that blatant #spon in their video.