alittledizzy wrote: Dan vs. Phil: Google Fued timestamps
1:12 - Dan to Phil: "You're the e on the end of life."
2:13 - "I'm good at this." Ooh, confident Phil.
3:29 - He IS good at this, though.
3:56 - Has a dog ever been gay? Phil is very eager to mention that animals can be gay.
4:22 - He would also like to make sure people know that he's seen gay lions.
5:12 - Dan leaning in close.
5:20 - More teasing/trolling Dan.
5:34 - Dan doubts the legitimacy of this game. "This is not google."
6:08 - "ME FIRST." They are preschoolers. But Dan does a cute hand thing, it's okay.
6:30 - "Harry Potter and the fanfiction with Ron" really, Phil? That's what you're going with? Harry/Ron?
7:25 - Dan has some valid alternate Harry Potter story concepts. "HP and the Messy Night Out" "HP and the Chamber of Secret Kinks"
7:56 - "English Lanuage degree, everybody." Drag him, Dan.
9:00 - Dan googles how to look sexy.
9:50 - Phil is prepared for Dan's mind tricks.
10:08 - Human tears. "Fuck, Phil, where is your mind going right now? The real Phil is being revealed to us."
10:52 - Dan operating under the belief that the Tooth Fairy collects teeth as some kind of fish? ... kay.
11:10 - They watched a documentary about people who dress as dolls, which according to reputable sources on twitter is part of a series that also contains a documentary about people who dress as dogs, therefore #furriesconphfirmed.
11:55 - RIP Frank the Goldfish. (Please someone tell Phil that's how long they're supposed to live, though. Or never let him get another goldfish.)
12:29 - "Oh yes, oh yes." wtf is that voice? It's like a relation to 'yaaaas' but not.
12:34 - no but really what is that face?
14:21 - No really please don't get a goldfish.
14:33 - Phil is almost on you, Dan.