dontpanic wrote:MJ’s official video review =
I haven’t caught up with the thread yet because #spoilers so I bet half this stuff has already been discussed, but yolo I still will force upon you my overly detailed trashy timestamps.

Timestamps: Sims 4 #34
0:14—“Dab, Tab, and the Big D.” Tbh that sounds like a really good name for a mediocre country band.
0:42—I know dan’s joking about the sims people creating the toddler expansion because of them, but how funny would it be if that was actually true? (I mean, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a small spike in sales after they started playing the Sims 4, the game creators must love Deppy’s free advertisement).
0:54—Dan affectionately hitting Phil’s arm
1:28—The water sound effect when Phil says “let’s dive in”
1:34—Phil: “Santa’s going to sell us to Satan if we don’t sell it soon.” This whole video Dan’s genuinely impressed and supportive of Phil and I’m so here for that.
2:46—Phil hating on the outside lamp with his hand all contemplatively gripping his chin = my aesthetic
2:56—You know Phil’s going to be a great father b/c he tells the world’s lamest jokes.
3:18—Track 1 of Deppy’s 2017 Mixtape: The Suckling. Got a feeling this one won’t win a Grammy.
5:06—Phil leaning back in his chair with his arms folded and his unamused face
5:28—I am so happy they dressed Dil in jean shorts and a crop top. Phil isn’t a fan though…thoughts y?
5:39—re: Dil’s outfit
Dan: “[…] see, the wife approves.”
Phil: “okay, she approves.”
This is kind of a weird interaction, I wonder what they talked about before the jumpcut?
5:56—Track 2 of Deppy’s Mixtape: Mirror Butt: A Saga. Dan’s support for Phil’s solo is inspirational.
6:09—Deppy’s new branding confirmed: Party Dan & Phil, butts all day & snorting crack all night.
7:01—Phil: “It's true.” Deppy’s weekend plans confirmed, traveling and writing bad fanfiction phanfiction together. As Dan eloquently put it, “this is what I subscribe for.”
7:15—Phil retracts his distaste for Dil’s outfit.
7:54—Chilling on the fireworks effect, instead shelling out nine pounds for the glitter effect. I can get on board with this.
8:12—Track 3 of their mixtape: “Dab’s Bedroom Floor Lullaby.”
9:13—Phil: “This is really weird, I’m uncomfortable.” Phil’s blatant kinkshaming it’s okay phil, I too am guilty of furry prejudice.
9:27—Track 4 of their mixtape: Dab’s a Judgmental Cabbage
10:58—Phil: “I’m hyped for this,” said in the most un-hyped voice known to man.
11:43—Track 5 of their mixtape: The Repetitive Occurrence of Morning
11:52—Track 6 of their mixtape: Dan Does Not Understand the Meaning of “Shoosh”
13:07—Dan: “A charmer with cute eyes?” Dan, are you maybe thinking of the charmer with cute eyes sitting right next to you?
13:32—Dan: “Dab looks like Eliza Pancakes.” Tabs and Eliza had an affair, confirmed
13:38—Hair discussion. So, Dil has slightly wavy brown hair, Tabitha has straight black hair…Dab’s beautiful mane would be the product of a DanxPhil child, confirmed But Phil suggesting cutting Dab’s hair
16:26—This exchange sums up Dan vs. Phil’s financial philosophies.
16:38—Dan praising phil’s cloud idea “Phil, what a lovely idea.”
16:54—Dan suggesting getting Dab a tablet to watch toy unboxing videos (then Dab can support felix's foremost rival, the 5-year-old youtuber behind “Ryan ToyReview.” )
17:31—Dil might be becoming an alcoholic…
18:08—I do the same thing Dan does here with his hand, seeing him do it so often makes me feel oddly less self-conscious?
20:08: Track 7 of their mixtape: Dab’s First Poop
21:42—Track 8 of their mixtape: Inspiring Dab. FFS dan’s falsetto singing tho
22:53—LOZ sO RAndoM XD XD XD XD
23:16—Theory: Deppy adopts a child, uses the excuse that they wanted to decorate a room like Dab’s in their new house. : illuminati:
23:45—I like this little confirmation that they watch Disney movies.
23:54—Okay but imagine…Deppy falling asleep together on the living room couch while watching their foreign crime dramas
24:26—Phil softly punching dan’s face I can now die peacefully
25:08—will psychic!Phil emerge? Will Tabitha’s abductions be her downfall? Tune in next time on the “Dan & Phil sit so close together they might as well just share one chair” show.

Dan was in a positive mood, which is always awesome to see, he’s so enjoyable to watch when he’s like that. Phil seemed a bit closed off, probably tired or bored or something.