:13 - This entire first 20 seconds is a mess of touchy-feeling-giggly-giddiness but my favorite part is the little shrug Dan gives here.
:52 - Phil is dressed for exotic... in a Miami Beach shirt. (Miami, you say, Phil?)
1:12 - How many Speed references does Phil make, Dan?
1:22 - "Because it's a holiday t-shirt!" (A holiday shirt, you say, Phil? The shirt that says Miami Beach? Wow, wonder what was on your mind.)
1:24 - Phil really wants us to know he used to watch Baywatch as a child.
2:33 - Dan reprimands Phil for "being bad" and Phil repeats the word choice in a funny/mocking way.
3:00 - Phil's tiny laugh as he says, "It's blue."
5:06 - Phil tapping Dan to get him to move on.
5:09 - Phil reprimanding Dan for looking.
5:37 - Phil batting his hand against Dan's arm in excitement.
7:05 - Phil takes a meditation breath.
7:36 - Phil starts singing.
8:08 - "I'm getting papercuts." "Papercut faster."
10:57 - "Mind held."
10:51 - Phil: "Watch out, Miami. I am ready to diffuse your bombs."
12:17 - Phil: "R that has fainted and fallen down some stairs." Dan: "Yeah, I know what you're talking about."
12:29 - Phil: "Weird butt shape with a tail. Like an elephant's ass." Dan: "Does it look like a w with an apostrophe floating above it?"
15:36 - They lose, Phil freaks out and goes so red. This feels like a genuine Phil gaming dynamic.
15:55 - Phil's heart is beating "faster than a train" - Dan stares at camera, jump cut, Dan's hand over Phil's hand on his chest.
16:05 - Dan asks if Phil wants to try it the other way around, jump cut and the video is ending. I'm guessing Phil opted for a nice meditation session instead.
17:03 - "Check out our other channies." - not individual, just other.