:02 - Probers; Dan makes TSA joke.
:24 - Why do Dil and Tabitha have those accents?
:43 - Dan pretends like he needs to inform Phil about the pregnancy risk. Phil pretends like he didn't already know.
1:16 - "We're not gonna assume a baby, but if one comes along lets not be too shocked."
1:30 - Dan's zoomed in expression.
2:10 - Phil had a marmalade toast at 4 am to settle his stomach.
2:16 - Dan is concerned that Phil didn't brush his teeth again.
2:45 - Story about Martyn leaving him at the gate his first day of school. "Probably a good thing."
2:56 - Phil talking about Dab being the age where it's uncomfortable for someone to walk in on him in the bath.
3:28 - Phil has never made french toast.
4:18 - Still a bit achey from the probing.
5:40 - The most enthusiasm Phil shows the entire episode: transformation of the day.
6:00 - Phil is very alarmed about the fire. Dan don't give a fuck.
8:21 - When did they hire a cleaner?
8:52 - Phil starts to scold Dab for satisfactory grades, Dan insists that's fine for them.
9:18 - Phil is insistent on firing the cleaner. Will not spend his simoleans on subpar service.
9:37 - "You got her good with that one, Phil. That was a proper zinger." This is so much more pleasant than Dan just pulling weird exaggerated expressions of disdain when Phil makes a bad joke.
12:31 - "You're just bringing him up to be a tiny Dan." when Dab scours for memes.
12:38 - Phil hones right in on that man in the rabbit suit image.
13:08 - Cutey mcslappy hands Phil.
13:35 - Dan is concerned if Dil getting probed counts as infidelity.
14:25 - "I don't think we can handle having a baby!"
15:09 - They are very excited over filters.
16:49 - Phil is again excited about transformations.
17:32 - Phil suggests preventing abductions.