3.08 - "hole detected"
3.55 - dan stumbles over his words. phil: already got the caddy lad on that
4.28 - phil: you get the smooth action from dan, the jumpy action from me. [dan makes a face]
[phil makes a sexual squeal]
dan: - yeah someone's gonna take that with no video for youtube poop.
5.34 - dan: tease it? you make me so uncomfortable with your golf banter.
6.20 - dan: ball clash dot com
phil: don't go to that website.
dan: are you going to buy it again, like cushion stack?
6.30 - phil singing karma chameleon. ADORABLE.
6.56 - dan: you nudged me a bit there
phil: i didnt. take me to court. [laughs]
11.30 - phil: i got eagle! feel that.
dan: felt.
phil: felt?
dan: birdie. [small bird impression]
phil: yeah my eagle rips your birdie's head off.
dan: violent nature, jesus
phil: just strained my groin because i got too into it.
dan: [makes face] stretch before you play golf, guys
12.30 - dan [very quietly, taunting] oh phil, seems like you're one behind
20.35 - dan: aww, floppy dild.
phil: what?!
22.23 - dan pretends to go to punch phil in his side, phil elated face
24.10 - phil doesn't shake dan's hand but...holds onto his fingers instead?
24.13 - dan: you know what, i'll buy you a pint just because i appreciate your friendship.
phil: thanks
dan: because its not about the competition, its about spending good time with my friends...and our caddy lad, Derek.
phil: thanks Derek.
[both look at the camera]
25.13 - dan: get dressed for nice events, not just to go play sports with people, but just to treat yourself.
phil: have you seen what you're wearing though? (THE SHADE!)