0.00 ...dan is wearing a women's small size shirt. no, really.
1.15 - phil pokes dan's nipple. no, really.
1.29 - dan: ...that aren't *too* erect. they flop. phil: they flop. which is what you want.
1.40 - smol and tol foot
5.00 - dan smiles to himself, a bit suspiciously, when phil says he had a dream where he was peeing and almost peed last night in bed.
5.35 - phil taps dan's head.
5.45 - both sing system of a down's chop suey.
5.57 - Room (film) reference
6.03 - dan drinks diet coke
6.05 - dan is not into phil's scrub the baby till it shines ditty.
7.31 - singing together again
8.30 - dan: you're rocking the v neck phil, i must say. [looks away, can't meet phil's eyes]
9.15 - they have an art gallery game, first person to see a dog in a painting, wins. phil won last time.
9.40 - still room for tabithas love bar...phil: probably all the times she's seen him on the toilet. dan: yeah...that's gonna take away that.
9.48 - phil: it's always good to have a friend with you, if you go on a boring parent day.
dan: otherwise it would be like, 'muum, i dont wanna look at the stupid dog painting'
phil: you love the dog painting!
dan: it's a fun game. that distracts from the appreciation [does highbrow gesture on his forehead]
10.09 - phil: it's weird, i already feel a bit more at home now i've seen the city.
dan: you don't relate to suburbia, do you.
phil: no not at all.
10.18 - dan: this is definitely where we'd live.
10.30 - phil: where would we wanna live if we could live here, dan?
dan: i mean...where was that dream fantasy penthouse?
11. 11- phil (smiling) dan what do you think the meaning of that art is?
12.05 - both like to stick with the group and appreciate art together at a gallery.
12.49 - dan: you could come here for some private gallery canoodling.
13.15 - phil: she's a pee witch! i regret saying that... dan: yeah. that's the worst sentence you've said today.
15.35 - phil teenage anecdote. dan: iconic. you bought a cut-out of your waifu. phil: lots of scary kis were laughing at me. it was worth it, though.
17.45 - dil and tabs fuck in the telescope, phil looks pleased
18.33 - jumpcut, dan looks enthralled by phil's story already
19.00 - they really love the rooftop lifestyle and swishness
19.50 - their head cannon is dil moving to the city and buying the penthouse.
20.25 - phil: can you woo-hoo with the toilet?
20.30 - dan doesn't know how phil remembers the song he sings
20.18 - there is an expansion where they can attend a convention in the game, they're into that.
22.58 - they get the cherry blossom tree they both love. phil: yas!